Cum biscuit

The belly button area that gets cummed on when you are jacking off horizontally.
“After I nutted I made sure to clean my cum biscuit thoroughly.”
“Babe will you lick my cum biscuit off of me?”
by Awkwardlolafry February 21, 2023
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clown biscuit

A tubby wanker who turns in front of you after leaving Taco Bell
Ahh you clown biscuit
by Pbandjennay April 17, 2021
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Shart my biscuits

A fart where some poop comes out that also hits your testicles.
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Son of a biscuit eater

A biscuit eater is a derogatory term for a dog too sorry to hunt anything but his own food. Can also be used for a person who is slow, lazy, or selfish.

Biscuit eater can be used in place of bitch in the phrase “son of a bitch” since both are terms for a dog.

Southerners use it as a way to cuss without using a curse word.
That “son of a biscuit eater” has run off with his tramp again.
by ChattyCookie December 12, 2023
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blunder biscuits

A reward despite mistakes or poor performance that makes someone or something appear undeserving
I can’t believe management is still giving Kyle the best leads after he fumbled that corporate sale last week. It’s total blunder biscuits.
by SugarSmacks! July 20, 2023
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fuck a biscuit

Fuck a biscuit is what you say when you've been to too damn many Waffle Houses over a period of stay in the American South.
We been on this tour bus since Williamsburg, last date in Shreveport. I been eating grits and waffles and all kinds of pork all summer. To hell with a collard green and fuck a biscuit.
by Highsmith March 09, 2019
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My biscuits

Disregard, I got it. I was adding up the wrong numbers. My biscuits.
by NSM Finance June 24, 2021
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