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Dark biscuit

A newly defined sexual orientation of 2021.
Someone who identifies as dark biscuit gender is usually firmly straight, but would dunk into the bi-zone if the person was hot enough.
Adam: I was straight when I was with Eve, but I went full dark biscuit when I met Paul, he's a silver fox.
by Biscuits for dinner March 5, 2021
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biscuit muff

When a woman's muff is 3D- instead of just having a vagina/labia that is smooth with the contours of their pelvic area, the surrounding muff area protrudes like a biscuit- especially when bent over and viewed from behind.
When Jennifer bent over in her yoga pants, her biscuit muff created a sweet rear view camel toe!
by SildogintheNatti July 13, 2017
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Vid biscuit

3 v’s and an umph!
by Sexy videos April 10, 2021
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Sweet Biscuit

A Sweet Biscuit is the whitest white boy you know. He will often try to argue that you are whiter but really hes still just a white light snowflake.
Tim: Youre a snowflake
Pink: Well atleast im not a Sweet Biscuit
by Pinkwolf May 13, 2021
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Biscuits

A code word for cannabis used to avoid parents suspicion.
Guy1: (on the phone) I'll be at yours at 8.
Guy2: okay don't forget the biscuits

"Wow these are some crumbly biscuits"
by MidnightDipperJW January 14, 2016
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Biscuit Fiend

1) That one fucker who always robs the biscuits from the workplace.
2) He/She/They who go absolutely bonkers for biscuits.
Fuck off Dennis you fat twat I just bought this packet of digestives! You absolute biscuit fiend!
by Pjpjk August 30, 2023
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Soggy Biscuits

A male masturbating game. Contestants all jack off onto a digestive biscuit.whoever shoots his load first onto the biscuit is deemed the winner! The loser.... eats the biscuit
Oh man, what a night! we played soggy biscuits again, Harry storey came straightaway and Daniel Oxley had to eat the cookie whilst Harrison Granger watched
by james clarke May 15, 2023
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