She: The boss is incredibly efficient at organizing his time and conserving his energy.
He: Yeah! His secret is that he knows how to kill two seals with one club.
She: What???
He: You know, accomplish two things at once.
She: You're gross!
He: Thank you.
He: Yeah! His secret is that he knows how to kill two seals with one club.
She: What???
He: You know, accomplish two things at once.
She: You're gross!
He: Thank you.
by ring-tailed roarer April 19, 2010
Get the kill two seals with one clubmug. A bunch of crypto bros that think they know more about used 200k+ miles 1990 "flagship BMW cars" than your average gopnik adidas slavic sweaty dude but end up looking like a group of otaku dudes sniffing dark gothic anime girl feet.
- Hey I saw you bought a fake baged BMW be careful about the anti-bmw bmw club they are going to make a post making fun about you.
- Don't worry, I don't give a fuck about what those sweaty ass broke crypto bros think about my purchases
- Awesome, its your money bro.
- Don't worry, I don't give a fuck about what those sweaty ass broke crypto bros think about my purchases
- Awesome, its your money bro.
by Dr Mau July 9, 2021
Get the anti-bmw bmw clubmug. You can find me in the club- Bored Ape Yacht Club that is. Bored and floored with my mates. Join us.
by JoePThreee June 5, 2021
Get the Bored Ape Yacht Clubmug. a pile of absoluet fucking shit that play at blundell park in cleethorpes they are in the blue square premier and they are ponces but sometimes are cheated by referees
by JTBJaguars May 17, 2011
Get the Grimsby town football clubmug. An imaginary Fan Club that an aquaintance of yours automatically becomes a member of when they do or say something gay.
Guy #1: Hey Bro! Lets go hang out and drink some beers!
Guy #2: No thanks Man. Me and my old lady are gonna watch the Notebook. She likes to comfort me as I cry.
Guy #1: Dude, so how long have you been a member of the Elton John Fan Club (EJFC)?
Guy #2: No thanks Man. Me and my old lady are gonna watch the Notebook. She likes to comfort me as I cry.
Guy #1: Dude, so how long have you been a member of the Elton John Fan Club (EJFC)?
by thesituation89 January 21, 2010
Get the Elton John Fan Club (EJFC)mug. The Francis W. Parker Robotics Club is one of the most elite and secretive organizations in the United States. The club meets in the famed Room 181 of the Francis W. Parker School in Chicago.
The FWP Robotics Club was first founded in 592 B.C. and had meeting places throughout Europe and the Middle East. It wasn’t until World War I that the club moved its headquarters to Chicago, Illinois.
Aside from Room 181, the FWP Robotics Club owns many properties around the world like the Venetia diamond mine in the Limpopo Province of South Africa and the Lavaux vineyards in Switzerland. The club is well known for having an impeccable wine collection including drinks such as the Chateau Lafite 1787 ($156,450) and Chateau Margaux 1787 ($225,000).
Room 181 contains over 600 sublevels. Due to the secrecy of Room 181 rumors have been made such as that it is the true birthplace of Jesus Christ and that he is buried on sublevel 542.
Rumor has it that they built a 22-mile particle accelerator underneath the Chicago neighborhood of Lincoln Park where they are safely producing 12 grams of Antihydrogen particles a day ($7.5 Quadrillion). With this wealth, the club plans to ruin the world economy and purchase the entire continent of Asia.
They never catch any fucking L's and have way too much money. With a net worth of over $189.3 Octillion and a history going back nearly 3000 years, the Francis W. Parker Robotics team is one of the most incredible high school organizations in U.S. history.
The FWP Robotics Club was first founded in 592 B.C. and had meeting places throughout Europe and the Middle East. It wasn’t until World War I that the club moved its headquarters to Chicago, Illinois.
Aside from Room 181, the FWP Robotics Club owns many properties around the world like the Venetia diamond mine in the Limpopo Province of South Africa and the Lavaux vineyards in Switzerland. The club is well known for having an impeccable wine collection including drinks such as the Chateau Lafite 1787 ($156,450) and Chateau Margaux 1787 ($225,000).
Room 181 contains over 600 sublevels. Due to the secrecy of Room 181 rumors have been made such as that it is the true birthplace of Jesus Christ and that he is buried on sublevel 542.
Rumor has it that they built a 22-mile particle accelerator underneath the Chicago neighborhood of Lincoln Park where they are safely producing 12 grams of Antihydrogen particles a day ($7.5 Quadrillion). With this wealth, the club plans to ruin the world economy and purchase the entire continent of Asia.
They never catch any fucking L's and have way too much money. With a net worth of over $189.3 Octillion and a history going back nearly 3000 years, the Francis W. Parker Robotics team is one of the most incredible high school organizations in U.S. history.
Some fool that's not in the FWP Robotics Club: "Did you hear that Edward Snowden leaked private "National Security Agency" files to the American people!?!
Francis W. Parker Robotics Club Member: "Yes, that was definitely Edward Snowden who did that"
Francis W. Parker Robotics Club Member: "Yes, that was definitely Edward Snowden who did that"
by I'm Fine July 4, 2018
Get the Francis W. Parker Robotics Clubmug. A phrase commonly used when readying for an epic night of soaking up dance culture. Implies that one will be partying particularly vigorously at various venues.
Jack: "So, are you going to party in town tonight Joe?"
Joe "For sure. I'll be hitting the clubs like a baby seal."
Joe "For sure. I'll be hitting the clubs like a baby seal."
by byrdfl3w January 25, 2011
Get the Hitting the clubs like a baby sealmug.