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A vibrator or sometimes a dildo. For when you don't have a steady male companion and/or when he can't get you off.
Person1: You been seeing anyone lately?
Person2: No, it's just been me and BOB or a while now.
Person1: Bob?
Person2: Yeah my battery operated boyfriend (bob).
Person2: No, it's just been me and BOB or a while now.
Person1: Bob?
Person2: Yeah my battery operated boyfriend (bob).
by Roseread January 02, 2016
Person A: "Man, I hate going to movies. I hate going to clubs too. I just hate being with a lot of people. It's so annoying. I just hate everything."
Person B: "OK, chill out, Sponge Bob Bitter Pants."
Person B: "OK, chill out, Sponge Bob Bitter Pants."
by Jackie McNasty May 20, 2009
The act of ejaculating onto the face of a women, then right after she precedes to gather the semen into a hollow strap-on dildo. She then takes the strap-on and inserts it into her partners anus and re-ejaculates his own semen back into him, followed byfeltching it out of him.
David gave Cindy a great Jim Bob Nut Calamity last night, and let me tell you, his ass was sore the next day.
by Mista Lee and Mista Brandon April 29, 2008
a turn on
by random_bulldog January 20, 2004
by DictionaryFanatic March 27, 2018
Billy Bob Joe II (The Second) Was Born In 1825 And Died In 1883.
Billy Bob Joe II was involved in the American Civil War (Apr 12, 1861 – Apr 9, 1865)
He was an Union soldier and in September 15th, 1862 he was about to go to the bloodiest day of the American Civil War, the Battle of Antietam. He backed out of the army and spent the rest of his life in his old family home taking care of his children and family.
Billy Bob Joe II was involved in the American Civil War (Apr 12, 1861 – Apr 9, 1865)
He was an Union soldier and in September 15th, 1862 he was about to go to the bloodiest day of the American Civil War, the Battle of Antietam. He backed out of the army and spent the rest of his life in his old family home taking care of his children and family.
by historystuff January 31, 2019