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Nerd

If you happen to be reading this, then you are one.
Wow, you got a 99 on the most recent test? WHAT A NERD.
by Fire boi April 10, 2023
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Nerd

You are Donald Trump's accidental child who plays nerdy video games.
Donald Trump says: "ugh..... that nerd was accidental"
by Chikabille January 19, 2022
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nerd snare

Esentially a woman that is out of options and instead of fuckboys is looking for nerds to sustain her (and often her child) financially and emocionally. Usually such woman is over or close to her 30's because in her 20's she used to party do drugs and dissolve her brain in alcohol. One day she realises she achieved nothing and either has no children or the father went out to buy some milk, so she decides to find a clueless nerd and claim that she's interested in "nerdy" stuff like watching Harry Potter or Avengers in order to trap him in a relationship with her.
P1: Look at her Tinder profile, says she's a 29-yo nerd because she plays Sims, watches movies like Avengers and her favouite movies are recent Star Wars movies.

P2: Cut it man, only thing you have and she is really interested in is your wallet, she's an absolute nerd snare.
by Pan Cogito July 19, 2021
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Nerd

Information and facts aficionado and covert badass, whose intelligence is envied by many people not nerds themselves.
Essentially every Mars colonist happens to be a nerd.
by Yasterman January 3, 2021
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Nerd Oath

I'm a nerd whore. thank you Joel McHale, Neil Patrick Harris, James Roday and above all others Steve Colbert
Its true i mean after all its the nerd oath
by jacquibreaky June 6, 2010
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Na ihr nerds?

Greeting used by German politician Philipp Amthor, becoming a meme after being used by German YouTuber Rezo.
Na ihr Nerds? Habt auch ihr Lust, von mir zerstört zu werden? - Philipp Amthor
by stream hey tayo August 2, 2022
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Nerd

Danielle just Danielle nothing else .If your name is Danielle your a nerd
Dang She is a nerd her name must be Danielle
by Hitler slayer 6969 March 20, 2018
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