Human Waffle

When you only drink soda and eat asparagus for a few days, making your urine a stinky, syrupy consistency; then pee on your significant other.

I didn’t know I agreed to be his human waffle when I said ‘I do;’ good thing I’m into it.

by MattyBNaps July 31, 2018

Pud Waffle

This phrase is only ever uttered by pompous nimrods named Chris. If ever call that by one, just disengage from the conversation and the hairy oaf will walk away thinking they have won a meaningful victory of any sort.

This pud waffle doesn't know the difference in molecular structure between a HDPE and LDPE hydrocarbon chain!

by anonymous June 6, 2022

Waffle Housing

A shorter name for the Tallahassee Waffle Housing.

Person 1: “Have you tried the Tallahassee Waffle House yet?”
Person 2: “Absolutely, Waffle Housing is amazing!”

by WH262 February 27, 2018

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by shushschmuck April 12, 2020

Waffle

The stuff you eat for breakfast known as waffle!

Man, that waffle was good, bro!

by jackanator38 July 2, 2018

Blue Waffle

A derogatory name for a homewrecking blue haired woman from Ipswich.

Do you know Blue Waffle? Oh that whore from Ipswich.

by Candiiiiiiiiiii October 6, 2023

twat waffle

a cute person that belongs to twat pancakes and twat pancakes only

reagan is a twat waffle that belongs only to shantae

by wowtherebud December 15, 2018