National Quan Day

Quan's birthday

everybody will get free trackhawks and hellcats

"Yo you heard about National Quan Day? Everybody getting trackhawks n shi"

by Odottgzz January 18, 2024

National Bucket Hat Day

Today is September 9th, that means its national bucket hat day! Wear your favorite bucket hat

Guy 1: Yo its National Bucket Hat Day man.
Guy 2: Damn man, guess I have to wear my bucket hat!
Guy 1: Damn right.

by September Seventh September 8, 2021

National Grab Dick Day

September 2nd is a day where the females and only the females can grab ur dick so cover it up.

Me:What day is it
Her:National grab dick day

by Sheluvyolo September 1, 2021

National Send a Tit Pic Day

June 25 National send Tic pic day. Where you send a pic of your bare titties to whoever sends you this

Me; Happy national send a tit pic day!!
Her; Thank you here you go!!

by TitPicDay June 25, 2025

Valentines day

A glorified holiday to try to sell cards

UGH i hate valentines day

by Livingiseasydyingisharder February 15, 2019

National Treason Day

The one, and only, day of the year that defines what America is about; Her Birthday! The 4th of July is the day that we, as Americans, committed treason against the patriarchy of the Kingdom of Great Britain by declaring our independence.

Today is National Treason Day! Let's go throw some Tea in the harbor to celebrate America's birthday!

by Irish Guacamole July 4, 2024

national tostito day

a day when all you eat are tostitos. yeah why do I need to explain because I have no idea

national tostito day, yum

by hailey loves you June 27, 2020