fucking bars

it means like fucking deep but like fake deep like as a joke ( sarcastically )

Friend: dude did u know that if you’re depressed you’re not happy

You: dude seriously fucking bars

by Chuuya Nakahara October 18, 2019

Fucking Mustard

Phrase exclaimed upon the massacre of the English language; the inability to pronounce a phrase with any level of coherence.

Gabe: *Speaks*
Santi: BRO Fucking mustard *dies*

by Dr. Grammarly June 23, 2022

Fuck Boy

So many Fuck Boy definitions focus on the relationships typical of a Fuck Boy. But his essence is so much more than that. A Fuck Boy's state of mind is just as much what it is as what it is not. The Fuck Boy does "cool" things. He may lift weights, play an instrument, dress or dance well, or act aloof or interesting. These are only symptoms. They come not from a place of sincerity, but insecurity. There is a hollowness behind his actions that reveal a lack of understanding of his place in the world. Somewhere deep inside there is an existential crisis that he is unable to resolve, or perhaps never knew he even had. His psyche is a simultaneously filled with illusions of pleasure yet devoid of true purpose. On the plus side he's pretty good at skincare.

The person described in "Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)?" Fuck boy. 80's hair "metal" bands? Fuck boys. The gangs from West Side Story? Fuck boys. Overly clean (or dirty) white guy with dreads, a guitar, and a false sense of wisdom? Fuck boy. Run the Jewels? Decidedly NOT fuck boys. Gene Kelly? Nah, that dude's the real fucking deal.

*Man walks in with his chest puffed out, chin up in a rehearsed "Alpha male" position. His arms are ripped, but his legs are skinny. His daily skincare routine clearly takes hours. His eyes hungrily dart from breast to breast, yet deep inside there is a void, a pit that, try as he might, he can never fill. Basic bitches posture, incels look on with misplaced reverence and envy. You, dear reader, see through it all.*

"Who's the Fuck Boy?"

by anonymous February 16, 2021

fuck it list

n. a list of things that you probably shouldn't have done

Now that's definitely one for the fuck it list!

by Timmie Tam July 16, 2022

ear fucking

when you talk to someone through there ear

Also means when you give someone a blowjob and you cum in there ear.

Male#1: DUDE MELANIE WAS EARFUCKING ME LAST NIGHT
Male#2: ikr she talks to much
Male#3: I thought that ear fucking was when you cum in someones ear

by GAY PERSON #3 May 14, 2019

fat fuck

you

go to the jim ya fat fuck

by soz cannot say name February 24, 2021

token fuck

Token fuck is when you get token fucked in your asshole by James Charles leaving a token shape in your ass

Holy shit that squirrel just got token fucked so hard

by Hitlers_Favorite_Jew ✡️ November 2, 2021