Slap ass day

Slap your friends ass for free

Go smack Sally’s butt while it’s still slap ass day

by anonymous February 8, 2022

National Dick Pic Day

On October 17 you have to send a dick pic to anyone who asks for one

Josh: Sup bro
Jacob: Send me a dick pic
Josh: Nah bro
Jacob: its national dick pic day you have to
Josh: No shit, dang guess I have to send one

by Homieseggual October 17, 2021

kiss a football player day

October 4th is the official “Kiss a football player” day!

“Hey! Let’s kiss, it’s October 4th”
“What does that mean?”
“It’s national kiss a football player day!”

by helonat0 October 2, 2021

National Jogging Day

You need to wear a jogging at school at work idc where but just where it

Finally it’s national jogging day.

by The Secret Professor October 30, 2020

grape day

'grape day' or just 'grape'

Waking up and realizing you're not going to look good no matter how hard you try.....no contouring or designer clothing is going to hide your grape look.

-Wow it's such a 'grape day' for me today

*facepalm*

WHY DO I LOOK LIKE SUCH A GRAPE!

by Apple poo December 10, 2015

Loss Day

Loss day is the day on which we celebrate the origin of loss memes, it was first used on june 2 by a user named Tim, and it has ever since dominated the meme pages of Instagram

"Hey dude, it's June 2! Loss day! Can't wait for all the loss memes today!"

by Ian9437 June 12, 2018

Beat a French day

On August 9th you can beat up any French person you see and the can't fight back

Oh did you know it's beat a French day today?

by TSK7 August 7, 2023