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National Axel Chavez butthole day

This day is April 24. You go tot he nearest Axel Chavez and pin him against the wall and insert your 9 inches into his tight butthole.
“Richie: hey Axel you know what day it is, I’ve been waiting for this day, It’s National Axel Chavez Butthole Day ”
“Axel: wait Richie we’re cousins.”
“Richie: Game is game now spread that tight hairy butthole.”
*axel crying*
by SkibiditolietRizz April 24, 2024
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cujo day

by 69 ur mom July 31, 2022
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Bluebird Day

The holy grail of snowboard days. Not a single cloud in the sky. Just pure, blazing sunshine and crispy, untouched lines waiting to be shredded.
Example: "Bro, did you see the forecast? It’s gonna be a total bluebird day tomorrow—get ready to absolutely send!"
by SunnySNOWWW February 4, 2025
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Hold a dick day

On October 5th is hold a dick day it quiet simple it’s like grabbing a dick but instead u actually have to feel it so hold it
“Heyyy girl how much dicks did u manage to hold today”
“Only like 2 I could rarly feel the rest :(”
“Aww I feel bad mine were good I hope next hold a dick day u get gold ones”
by National daysss October 2, 2020
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National Grab Ass Day

On August 1st it’s national grab ass day, get prepared to get your ass grabbed
Hey man did you know today is national grab ass day *grabs ass*”
by Kenz9 August 1, 2022
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14 Days of Fortnite

The period between December 18th and January 1st 2017 gave players 14 days of gifts. Players regard it as the most perfect time in life/the game of Fortnite.

Sometimes, it is used as a compliment to say someone is perfect. It is more often used by males, but not exclusively.
As his girlfriend was preparing for their date, she asked,
"How do I look?"
He took one look at her, and in a nostalgic, bittersweet tone; spoke the words:
"14 Days of Fortnite"

This meant absolutely nothing to her at the time, but one urban dictionary search later revealed what he meant.
by Armand Xavier Durey October 15, 2024
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National Christmas hat Football And Soccer player makeout day

December 16, The day wear all christmas hat wearing football and soccer players must find a mate and makeout
Hey dude tomorrow is national christmas hat football and soccer player makeout day
by psycoman4574 December 14, 2023
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