national ramen day

this day is january 4! its where everyone shits, eats, and breath ramen noodles. go CraZY nd StOOpid !

someone: "wow bitch its january 4th!"
other fucker: "yeah its national ramen day"

by leodardi October 25, 2019

National anal day

National anal day is June 26th, a day where you enjoy the delight of anal sex.

Him: you know what day it is?
Her: the 26th?
Him: yes, but also National anal day. Now bend over and spread that ass.

by Kinking728 June 26, 2023

No Wank Day

July 8th is national no wank day for the Bois: anyone who breaks this sacred act on this day is gay, nothing but gay.

Guy 1: dude I just busted over your sister
Guy 2: wtf man it's July 8th!
Guy 1: what!?
Guy 2: it's national no wank day! You're gay 💀

by Jo Dada July 7, 2020

Hug day

September 1st is national hug day so hug people

Omg it’s my friend let me hug them because it’s hug day

by Mommy pig August 29, 2019

snake-day

Insatiable hunger, usually in children. Having a hollow leg.

I don't know where she puts it all, she must have a hollow leg!

She wouldn't eat anything yesterday, but today's a snake-day.

by sh4ngril4 April 17, 2023

National ask your crush out day

Ask your crush out on 28th July and she has to say yes

Boy Will go out with me

Girl yessss

Its National ask your crush out day shoot your shot

by Brussels July 28, 2022

fuck dill day

November 21st #dillk

yo it’s fuck dill day #dillk

by DomNoLimbs November 21, 2022