a school for idiots in the forsaken state of wisconsin where their fans are classless and racist.

a school where they have a homosexual purple bird as a mascot
jim: hey man where do you go to school?
fag: oh i go to school at wisconsin whitewater university!
jim: dude, you must be a douche bag
by simmonite-hunter September 26, 2009
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Soka University of America

A liberal-arts university located in Aliso Viejo, CA. Often considered a Buddhist school, SUA claims to be "diverse, student-centered, and humanistic." Considering that the school is barely 9 years old during the writing of this definition, it remains to be seen if it will live up to it's ambitious standards.

According to students, SUA is the "home of the weird".
The school mascot is the lion.
So where do you go to school?
Soka University of America

Where the hell is that?
Exactly.
by suplotus April 14, 2010
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Wichita State University

The home of the Shockers. The shockers are a group of men that wear shorts which appear to be covering an overfilled diaper. They also play with each others' balls while in court. Inexplicably, a large number of "fans" (translation from French slang: morons) pay actual money to see this. Thus money could be used for extra trash bags or maybe a subscription to "Hand washing your laundry Weekly". Apparently, they also teach some classes and such there, but the bureaucratic policy of Wichita State University is to treat students as nuisance parasites who should be annoyed until eradication.
Fan (moron): Did you see the Wichita State University Shockers made it to sweet sixteen?

Student: No, I was busy thinking about my future laundry experience, I have to prioritize.
by impartial_derivative April 06, 2015
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Ferris State University

The shit college. Only hotties like Sara and Eric can go there. FUck yah Ferris
I got fucked by a hot bitch at Ferris State University last weekend.
by Holla April 08, 2005
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penn state university

N. Dark and evil place in which students are raped in the locker room.
Guy 1: Did you hear that Joe got accepted into Penn State University?
Guy 2: Oh Shit! He's gonna get raped in the locker room!
by FiZz CoLa June 22, 2015
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University of Cape Town

The University of Cape Town (aka UCT) is South Africa's and Africa's top ranking university. It's a multi-cultural research institution in the southern suburb of Rondebsch in Cape Town. It's home to some of the world's most beautiful views as its nestled against the slope of Table Mountain. It's girls are beautiful as well. It's way better their (main) rivals Stellenbosch university. Heck, UCT even got a double mention of the popular US TV sitcom Suits. Many American students do a semester abroad here.
Jack: The University of Cape Town definitely is the place to study in Africa!

Sean: For sure, man
by krugsie September 04, 2014
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University High School

A school in Tolleson, Arizona that is known for being very challenging, but at the same time very rewarding for anyone who wants a future scholarship opportunity. One can expect to be mentally challenged if they dare choose to enroll.
"How's University High School been treating you?"
"I've been drowning in work, but overall it's pretty great."
by Name2600 October 16, 2019
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