Carpet Turd

Little pieces of dirt left in your carpet from animals. Usually know to happen if you have flees. Flee Dirt, Dust mites, Dirt, etc.

(Shane is laying on the floor)


Bob: Dude, I think i just got some fucking Carpet Turds in my ass crack!

Henry: Carpet Turds?

Bob: Yeah man, Carpet Turds!

by Wink666 March 20, 2009

Turd Burglar

When you Dog eats the Cat shit out of the litterbox

Turd Burglar example:

My Dog ate the cat shit out of the litterbox after refusing to eat the food I made, which included the fucking $7 frozen salmon burger I cooked on the stove to mix in with the super expensive Dog food I bought from the specialty pet store! Turd Burgler!

by 1a4Chuck December 1, 2025

Turd pusher

A pipe fitter

That damn turd pusher messed up my fit up

by Weldingpepe May 15, 2022

Turd

A sad, lonely child who plays baseball even though he sucks. He looks like a twig and is semigood at Fortnite.

Why is Turd always sitting next to Turdette

by Elligah June 3, 2018

laundry turd

A pile of laundry that just sits in the middle of your room - no one wants to claim it, but yet there it is

Ok, who left this laundry turd in the middle of the floor?

by McKena10 April 25, 2017

turd hurdling

The slight hop that occurs while on the toilet, aware of the splash your next turd will produce to avoid a wet ass

Guy 1: Dude i had a major dump coming so i stretched out my legs, ready to do some turd hurdling.

Guy 2: Dude im a state champ turd hurdler, never got a drop of water on my ass!

by Captain Neck February 5, 2015

Turd on wheels

A brown panel van that's the same color as shit that it makes people throw up and criticize over the color.

Guess what I saw on the way to work today?

What'd you see?

A big ugly brown van!!

It looks like a turd on wheels!!!

He need to go drive that fucker off the cliff. Either that or repaint it.

by B4dsx August 22, 2020