touch list

The list of persons someone plans to touch in romantic or sexual manner.

- Girl, I miss you so much. You're next in my touch list btw.

by shprot January 10, 2025

Thought hole

When your head is empty.

Omg Brian has a giant thought hole.

by Hotengineer January 10, 2025

thoughts and tariffs

An alternation of the phrase "thoughts and prayers" used to sarcastically wish good luck and show empathy to the American population, half of whom voted for an orange, tariff-obsessed president.

Sending concepts of thoughts and tariffs to the people who will pay higher prices for this pointless tariff shitshow!

by repufolklore February 3, 2025

touch ass

Used when someone is being too intense, irritable, combative, or distracted and they need to relax. It means that they need to get laid and stop annoying everyone else because they have not been able to release their sexual frustration. They need to join the "real world" by benefiting from having sex.

It is a play on words with "touch grass" having a similar meaning but with a sexual emphasis.

You haven't stopped talking about Settlers of Catan all day. You need to go touch ass.

My ex won't stop bugging me and trying to make my life hell. She needs a new boyfriend so she can touch ass and get off my back.

by Oolated Squiggs February 6, 2025

touch of the tizzle

To touch someone with your penis and give them a touch of the tizzle

I gave her the touch of the tizzle treatment

by RIZ EM February 23, 2025

touch carpet

the opposite of touch grass
mainly used in rainbolt's comment section

Person 1: Yo bro you wanna play some geoguessr?
Person 2: Yeah sure bro
*Person 1 proceeds to get 5/5 on the hardest level*
Person 2: Touch carpet bro

by urbdictinger February 24, 2025

Thoughts on this? 🤔

He wasn't wrong to want to fuck. He was under the misapprehension that your relationship was progressing towards something and you not fucking him recontextualizes that entirely. Who did you fuck immediately after that? How fat was his cock? How did that relationship go?

Hym "MY thoughts on this? 🤔 Welp... In part, the guy or guys in general are under some sort of misapprehension. So... Did you NOT FUCK your friend... Because you were waiting to find a fat-cock... And then when the opportunity arose... You fucked the fat-cock? Because that's what I think. Like, if that guy had stayed around... What would have happened?"

by Hym Iam February 27, 2025