Snow Golden

A golden retriever that is in fact white, not gold. AKA English Cream golden retrievers, these fluffy white fur babies are as pure as their coats. The goodest bois and girls out there.

“Did you SEE that snow golden frolicking over there??” “No, it must have blended in with the snow”.

by TaraWard10 August 31, 2023

Mallory golden

Mallory is soft,
A sort of soft that sends my soul aloft.
Looks that stun me every time she is near
Lover that if it were to disappear

Or break my heart, there’d be many a tear
Right by your side is where I long to be.

You are the world to me.

Hay Mallory Golden I doubt you’ll see this but it’s probably for the best.

“Comunra the country poet”

by Comunra(countrypoet)😔😘 October 29, 2019

Golden Derby

When a group of elderly women use strap on to gang rape somebody.

I heard those ladies have golden derby on the farm.

by Fluffaroo November 1, 2019

golden helicopter

A signature move during a pole dancing routine. It begins with the performer climbing his/her way to the top of the pole with the ease and poise of a mighty gazelle. While slowly and gracefully lowering themselves to the stage, the performer sprays the audience with a glorious, spinning display of urine in the fashion of a Vietnam Era Huey.

Be sure to keep your mouth closed when Anastacia does her golden helicopter trick.
Jimmy loved to dazzle his audience with his infamous golden helicopter. He has a 20 foot range!!!

by Ginger muff 420 November 9, 2017

Golden Eagle

A term used in the gay community to describe a gay man who has never kissed a woman

Did you hear about Brad? Yeah he’s a real golden eagle, he came out of the closet at 12 years old.

by OkayedSalmon20 August 23, 2021

Golden Rule

I'm not doing your golden rule you piece of shit and I'm not letting waste 10 years of my life.

Hym "I'm not doing your golden rule and I'm not letting you do this to me. You're going to regret this if you don't already and I don't see you on my doorstep with a check so you must not regret it yet. Learn to count or change the law."

by Hym Iam April 14, 2025

Golden Brunette

An aesthetic that shows the beauty of brunette women with accents of gold. Could also describe a person or the way they present themselves, one popular meaning is that it means a very pretty naturally brunette woman who’s kind and absolutely gorgeous. Also could be a hair color. Could be a word said to support other women and make them feel confident. Popular images show golden hairbrushes, gold jewelry, girls with dark brown brunette hair and eyes, people with wide variety of skin tones, darker yet pretty scenery, golden makeup, golden glittery outfits etc.. and ofc one more thing, if you are BLONDE you are NOT a golden brunette :)

(Doesn’t matter if you’re a dark haired blonde either! If your hair color is anything other than a natural brunette you’re not a golden brunette!)

Example 1:

Person A: I LOVE the Golden Brunette Aesthetic!

Person B: Me Too!

Example B:

Person B: heyy girl love your hair!

Person A: Thanks, yk im a golden brunette girlyyy~

Person B: ayyyy~

by Kanguwu November 21, 2024