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ChRisTiAniSm

A word the little Christian bitch ass Karen uses at a skate park full of young adults, when she’s pretending that she has a diploma in englishing, and hears one of them say frick
Teenager: man sick FLIP
Karen: did you just say FLIP, this is a skatepark full of children (she means 17yr olds) ChRisTiAniSm
by Dickmynarybitches August 12, 2020
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ChRisTiAniSm

A word the little Christian bitch ass Karen uses at a skate park full of young adults, when she’s pretending that she has a diploma in englishing, and hears one of them say frick
Teenager: man sick FLIP
Karen: did you just say FLIP, this is a skatepark full of children (she means 17yr olds) ChRisTiAniSm
by Dickmynarybitches August 12, 2020
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Christianity

A religion that every single fricking person on the internet craps on for no reason due to misconseptions and lies. SO WHAT IF I BELEIVE IN A LOVING SKY DADDY WHO SENT HIS SON TO GET CRUCIFIED FOR US? WHY CAN'T YOU GOOFY AHH ATHEISTS MIND YOUR OWN BUISNESS FOR ONCE?
Normal christian: "Yo, whats your opinion on Christianity?"
Teenage with unsupervised internet access: "THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE IF YOU KILLED YOURSELF"
by Chezboi the evil October 9, 2025
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political christian

A person who hasn't been near a church since their Christening and knows bugger all about Christian beliefs but due to their right wing political leanings defines themselves as Christian.
Often as an attempt to justify religious bigotry e. g. "I don't want no moozlims bringing their Shania law to this country. I'm a Christian this is a Christian county"
" Jeff thinks pancake day is a celebration of how tasty pancakes are and doesn't even go to church at Christmas but he's racist so naturally he's a political Christian."
by Uffish Tea November 6, 2018
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pulling a Christian

Sending nudes to every girl even if they they don't want it. Even if they say they don't want the nudes Keep sending nudes until they send something that excites you sexually.
Omg he you got bra pics, you must have been pulling a Christian
by Eeyyyy baby333 May 23, 2016
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Christian

Someone with a soul and mind as deep as the inner most parts of the earth, and a heart that gives definition to the word “Gentleness.” In his smile and laugh you find peace and safety, assured that you can be yourself and still be precious in his eyes. Someone with a character of integrity and unwavering goodness, his view of the world and people an inspiration, someone you can learn from and who will always believe in and encourage you. A shoulder to cry on. A friend to laugh with. You can trust him with your heart in the most delicate of ways. His ability to understand and listen is the most precious gift, and he cares deeply for those he loves.
When I can’t trust anyone with myself, I’ll trust Christian
by coffeeinthenighttime November 22, 2021
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Christianity

Something that gen z should have stayed well away from.
Mixing Christianity and Gen z is like mixing toothpaste and orange juice.
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