Shitty ass nightclub in Morristown, New Jersey. Although the venue itself is set up nicely, the people are anything but pleasant. The majority of the crowd is made up of rich white trash college kids that are looking for drama. If you’re a dude who wants to get action at Iron Bar, you better be white and nicely dressed to fit the status quo or be affiliated with a nationality/ethnicity known for having big dicks (take note that most of the chicks have below average intelligence levels and will probably go for one particular kind of guy). If you’re a girl, be ready to get creeped on since most of the chicks there are too stupid to properly interact with any of the decent guys (sorry not sorry). The bartenders vary but a handful are rude to the point they don’t deserve to be tipped. But most of all the music choice is an endless matrix of garbage edm tunes that no one would ever imagine hearing at a proper music festival. The only possibility of having an actual good time at this establishment is if you drink enough booze to blackout at which point the bouncers will angrily escort you out of the place and leave you to rot on the streets. May God have mercy upon the poor souls that are looking to find friends or fall in love at this dump because it most likely won’t happen!
by Mr. Puff3234232 September 16, 2022
Get the Iron Barmug. The action of attending a large number of bars on a night out. Flanking is the method used, where the bar is attacked from every possible angle and emptied of all alcoholic liquids.
by LaZenia2011 July 29, 2012
Get the bar flankingmug. A public drinking establishment characterized by sorely outdated décor, dim lighting, and a clientele of mostly middle aged & older white males, typically divorced and single. Juke box may have a decent selection of oldies, but the patrons will select only songs published by The Eagles.
"Hey! Want to check out "The Sword Fighter" bar downtown?"
"Just shoot me now! That's an Eagles bar. There's better action at Denny's."
"Just shoot me now! That's an Eagles bar. There's better action at Denny's."
by ChickenThe Cat February 22, 2019
Get the eagles barmug. You buy and eat this delicious confectionery, only to find that you will not be able to remove it from your teeth completely for the next two weeks unless you seek specialist help.
by Blankhandle1 November 5, 2022
Get the Daim Bar Regretmug. Eating a dragon bar is killing two rabbits with one stone. You can eat a super healthy protein bar, while also eating the guilt-inducing flavours like pizza.
by Licaadri November 30, 2021
Get the dragon barmug. by Yousoofe December 13, 2023
Get the Barsmug. The act of covering an African American woman in breadcrumbs and vegetable oil, then ejaculating all over her.
by IGOTSOULJJA October 11, 2025
Get the Moray Fried Mars Barmug.