slamming the snake

a form of masturbation that involves slamming the penis between two hard objects

i just caught this drunk shit slamming the snake in the toilet

by Xxxhunterx13 October 29, 2015

Turbo Snake

A Turbo Snake is the genitalia of a man, most commonly known as a penis.

Turbo Snake is used when a gentleman wants to show his dominance to a female, often by showing her his massive schlong, this usually entices the female to mate with the man and allows him to show the true power of his Turbo Snake.

"Go on mate, get ya turbo snake out and show her what ya got!"

by imconfusedbythistoo September 24, 2018

Snake

Alive wiggly penis aka the best kind of penis

Person 1: I love my snake

by Wkbdwjaondbsb November 13, 2022

Jake the Snake

Lost in a boxing match by forfeiting because of a bunch of excuses and then chatted like he couldve beat the terminator.

I'm feeling tired and need to work on my stamina, oh you're like jake the snake.

by SpicyMuffin24 October 2, 2020

Snake

Those mf name Juan, Felipe, and Collus.

Juan, Felipe, and Collus are snakes for roasting a squad member

by Bever06 October 29, 2019

Jungle Snake

Jungle Snake: (noun) A beautiful woman that you take home drunk from the bar but when you go to do the deed a massive snake hits you in the forehead

Man I brought this girl home last night, she was hotter than Shakira in a too piece, but when we went to do the deed it hit me in the face, it was at that point that I knew, this was not a woman, this was a Jungle Snake

by farmtruck532 November 23, 2022

Snake

If you see some one named Kiku he/she will be the biggest snake of all

Toni:Guys run it’s a snake!

by Heysupbebe September 7, 2018