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Salad poking

The act of when a female partner anally destroys the male partner with dildos and or other sex toys and after the male partner proceeds to lusciously slopper and lick all over the sex toy.
"Thanks for the good prostate stimulation gabby, bring that here so I can chow down I'm starving", said Malcom

After a good salad poking

After the act of being anally destroyed
by Hugh Blackman May 18, 2015
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Smashing your salad

Smashing your salad can be used in many contexts; the most commonly is ''Want me to come over and smash your salad?''

It is a reference to a hand job.
Boy: Come round and smash my salad out for me ;)

Girl: Sorry, smashing my own salad, you should be smashing your salad by yourself!
by SaladSmasher December 5, 2011
mugGet the Smashing your saladmug.

salad shorts

Man 1: “ you like my salad shorts?”

Man 2: “How are you? Get out of my house!?!”
by AkumasAss March 4, 2019
mugGet the salad shortsmug.

frosty salad

When a man ejaculates on a women's pubic hair
"Man, last night I frosty saladed this chick"
by thatrandomguythatyouseeonevery October 21, 2015
mugGet the frosty saladmug.

Pimp Salad

A phrase used to explain how cool/intense something is.
"Did you notice that Opie grew a few inches?"
"Yeah, that's totally Pimp Salad!"
by anonymous November 26, 2020
mugGet the Pimp Saladmug.

prime salad

Omg you got me a drink, prime salad!
by Kingkiely March 5, 2021
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