The act of when a female partner anally destroys the male partner with dildos and or other sex toys and after the male partner proceeds to lusciously slopper and lick all over the sex toy.
"Thanks for the good prostate stimulation gabby, bring that here so I can chow down I'm starving", said Malcom
After a good salad poking
After the act of being anally destroyed
After a good salad poking
After the act of being anally destroyed
by Hugh Blackman May 18, 2015

Smashing your salad can be used in many contexts; the most commonly is ''Want me to come over and smash your salad?''
It is a reference to a hand job.
It is a reference to a hand job.
Boy: Come round and smash my salad out for me ;)
Girl: Sorry, smashing my own salad, you should be smashing your salad by yourself!
Girl: Sorry, smashing my own salad, you should be smashing your salad by yourself!
by SaladSmasher December 5, 2011

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