Parachute Packing

Mostly used for small plane owners. When you have free time away from your significant other, a phrase you use to throw them off the scent while you secretly indulge in secret sexual fetishes.

Honey, I promise, I’m only parachute packing today.

by Flanny McDougansnorfer May 10, 2025

pack-a-day chewer

person who goes through a packet of chewing gum in a day/night

Pete got his friend, Schmidt, a pack of gum, but like the pack-a-day chewer he is, he burned through it in a day

by MartianSupremacist May 27, 2025

John Pack

A Carton of Cigarettes

Stop hogging the John Pack

by MM251 May 28, 2025

Packing Tape

Pertaining to one’s butthole and/or butthole stuff

“Hey, do you have any Packing Tape?”
Would translate to:
“Hey, can I see that butthole?”
Or
“Can we get some Packing Tape”
Would translate to:
“Can we do some butthole stuff?”

by KindDingaling June 10, 2025

doom pack

doom pack (ericdoa original) is the source of all energy. Its like when you're on Brawlhalla and you’re destroying your counter.

“I’m going to put you in a doom pack.”

by delster November 21, 2023

tweaknine pack

Something that you say you or your friend is on/smoking when he says something crazy, weird, outlandish, or if you're anxious/freaking out about anything.

"He just said the craziest thing ever, he must be on that tweaknine pack."

or

"Istg I'm on that tweaknine pack I cant stop thinking about her."

by mrsoggywaffles November 23, 2023

tweaknine pack

The tweaknine pack makes you do, say, and think things not even the devil would think of doing.

Something you say someone is on/smoking when they say or do something crazy, outlandish, weird, or all of the above.

Could also be used to refer to weed that makes you anxious/paranoid.

"No shot he actually went and threw schorching hot honeybuns at homeless people, he must be on that tweaknine pack."

by mrsoggywaffles November 23, 2023