down time

Time when your computer is stuck in a blue screen or won't turn on because M$ Windows is a POS.

That's why I run Mac OS. If every comp were a mac, downtime wouldn't be in this dictionary.

by downtime November 23, 2003

Partners In Time

You say that to your bitch that you ride with, it’s a saying

My girl and I are partners in time

by Youngchungus April 05, 2019

Flush Time

The time at night when it's no longer safe to make noise in case you don't want to wake anyone up

"I had to take a piss but it was after flush time so I couldn't flush"
"I wanted to get a midnight snack but I couldn't hear up anything in the microwave because it was after flush time

by ZCN June 13, 2015

diddle time

its time to diddle, son

shit, almost diddle time again. get your goggles, buckets, and horse costume on.

by BraveDick November 09, 2013

binjury time

The time of day or night when, after many hours drinking, injury or injurys through falling over, bumping into things or being offensive to someone, is bound to happen.
Should really be spelt "bingery time".

Oooh.
Have to seen that scab on Dave's head? I think it happened in binjury time.

by Ed (snuggles) Brooks October 14, 2005

Bro Time

When two(or more) "bros" engage in completely friendly, platonic, consensual sexual activity in a fully "no homo" kind of way.

Bro 1: Hey, what are you guys doing tonight?
Bro 2: We were gonna go watch some Netflix and chill, maybe with some kissing and hand-holding involved, no homo though. Wanna join?
Bro 1: Sure dude! Always time for bro time!

by The Real Dante April 01, 2021

Gardner Time

The amount of time used to procure lunch for fellow co-workers. Unlike the rest of the English speaking, time telling world, Gardner Time operates on its own schedule with no rhyme or reason. In most cases you should double Gardner Time estimates to more accurately correlate with real world time keeping practices.

Good Guy: Hey guys, Ill pick up lunch today for everyone, Ill be back in about 25 minuets.

All: Crap - he uses Gardner Time, an hour later we are still wasting away with no food....
Good Guy: Sorry that took so long, I had to run by Carmax, get an appraisal, pick up coffee, solve world peace, got stuck behind an old person, and they only took cash at pickup..

by FD45acp September 03, 2015