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Josh

A guy who really has the whole dating game figured out, and scored a really awesome girlfriend. Survives on good liquor, wildly ambitious music claims, and allergy meds. Pro tips: charm him with adorable, superfun red heads, mismatched pillow cases and movie recommendations from the internet, get rid of him with badly lit bars, trips to the grocery store and plans in Manhattan. But don’t let him get too far away, he makes a good cup of coffee, is amazingly comfortable 100% of the time, and rocks the hell out of very little clothing. He most likely knows how great he is, but should hear it more often.
“Who should take you out for ice team soon?”

“Josh.”
by Awesome.22 August 18, 2018
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A man that hasn't changed their glasses for years, like 5 plus years of the same prescriptions and frames. Even when pressured by others to get his eyes checked out and to get new glasses, he still will wear the same pair for years to come. Also may lack certain situational skills like swimming, or driving.
He's just like a josh
He's being a real josh right now
by Bigbongos October 18, 2022
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hey holly

hey josh
wanna go out

sure josh
by thisbiritishbiotch May 8, 2022
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Josh

Josh is the richest guy alive.
A man who is named Josh and who is also rich as fuck
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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A small idiot with no common sense. He is really small, and nobody takes him seriously. This is disappointing, because he tries to spend as much time with the hard boys as possible and roast people, but because nobody takes him seriously, because he’s small.
Calum: oh whos the small idiot trying to be hard?
Zack: oh that? Josh.
by Delinquent45 July 4, 2018
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FUCK UR MUM OVER JOSH LAMB
by shreky1990 November 22, 2021
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“woah did you see that guy, what a fittie”
“I bet he’s a josh”
by coolgal210 February 15, 2022
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