One Pager

A gay thing sixth grade language arts teachers assign you.

"Did you hear? In Ms. Smith's class we gotta do a one pager."
"Dude that's totally gay.

by Absolute Madlad June 7, 2019

one leggin it

1. A derogatory term to describe sex with someone

Yo dog i was one leggin it with this bitch last night out in ya momma's asshole.

by Tebbo August 20, 2006

This one's for Kam!

1) A phrase uttered for a friend who is absent from the current activity, used in place of "I wish Kam was here", a dedication of the current activity to the absent friend
2) A phrase uttered immediately before climax, usually followed donkey punching one's sexual partner, or performing some other diviant sexually activity

Boyfriend: "I'm almost there baby. Oh yeah, right there, just a little......THIS ONE'S FOR KAM!"
*SMACK*
Then the boyfriend must hold on for dear life.

by Josh May 7, 2003

one-punch

a similar word in deffination to "pink mist", in wich one hits so hard it only takes a single punch to achive victory. This is most common found in tall lankey men who have long arms and awesome silver cars.

hey did you see that guy driving that cavalier? ya that was one-punch!

by shfeddy January 28, 2011

One and done

The term given to the head coaching position at Arkansas State University (also referred to as the University of North Stadium Boulevard, being as their fan base doesn't even dominate their own city.... The team 5 hours away carries the fans there). This term is used due to them hiring a new coach every year because the former coach can't get work for free.

Bryan Harsin will soon join the previous one and done coaches of the pink puppies.

by Not A Fan December 6, 2013

dark one

in a nutshell, a very big, and very disagreeable entity, human or otherwise. the most widely known dark one is, of course our good friend the squidhead, cthulhu. can be used as an insult in civilized company. used only in circumstances in which the person in question is hated beyond any and all

"go home, dark one." (meaning, go to hell, fucktard)

by Link the Wolf May 10, 2005

one in the chamber

When you're about to have anal but you have to stop because she has a turd waiting to come out

Guy 1: So, did you try anal?
Guy 2: I was about to, but she had one in the chamber.

by TheWobo November 24, 2016