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cry ass

A person who can't seem to fatham that things aren't going there way, so they whine about it.
I wish Tom would shut the hell up and just do his job, he's such a cry ass!
by Adumb Maxfield December 11, 2007
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Get Ass

Phrase referring to getting any type of action, normally taking place at a party/large gathering.

Usually meaning to give or receive in the form of a kiss, either as a sign of love, sexual desire, admiration, or greeting.
Almost always casual, but some hope that it will eventually lead to something more serious.
Reb: God T, tonight was too good... That party was too whack....Did you get ass?
Tori: Ah unfortunately no ass tonight. But I heard Shane is having a pretty intense party tomorrow. Gonna try to get some ass there.
Reb: That's smart, There should be a lot of potential ass there.
by T13R January 5, 2017
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ass park

the abbreviation of a Winnipeg park called Assiniboine Park.

Ass park is a great place to play soccer, football, cricket, rugby, fly kites, ride bikes, walk, go to the zoo.

In the summer time there are usually festivals for Canada day and other events, complete with music and entertainemnt.

One of its other great features are the monkey trails, biek trails down by the river, then there is the ever famous 'Dip', its like a skateboard bowl made of dirt.

Ass park is a great place.
Hey guys lets bike over to Ass Park and pick up some chicks.
by Jebus Crust June 30, 2005
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worm's ass

n. derived from Oklahoma oil fields which describes a worthless human who kisses ass to get ahead.
Dwayne is a worm's ass. -John Biby
by Big Earn November 5, 2005
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Ass crickets

When you have ass crickets, you are jumpy or nervous. Also to say irrelevant things.
Were you saying something, or was it the ass crickets again?
by Cleatus March 9, 2003
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Ass Chamois

The portion or section of one's regular bath towel that used to wipe and dry (post bathing) one's ass hole and ass crack areas. The Ass Chamois is avoided for use to dry such areas as the face, hair, hands, etc.
Peter: What's wrong Carl? You look like you just smelled a rotting corpse?
Carl: I'm not sure. I was just in the bathroom and brushed my teeth. I think I used Frank's Ass Chamois to wipe my lips and face. I smell dirty ass on my upper lip now.
Peter: Yep. You just wiped you face in his ass if you used that towel hanging by the sink.
by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015
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u-ass-a

An hate word describing the USA,
And showing ass to the USA Flag.
u-Ass-a
by HekkaiMar November 24, 2013
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