Markle Weather Report

When the the weather forecast is completely different to what is actually outside.

"That was a total Markle weather report last night, they said it was going to be sunny and 80 degrees, but its raining and 60, totally Markled"

by John Tetley January 4, 2022

mad capsule markets

1.a name given to a distributor of Betaphenethylamine.
2.a japanese punk/J-rock band, originally started in '85 under the name of Berrie. The earlier mad material was basically hardcore punk with a melodic edge, until the release of the 1996 4 plugs, which was more rap metal and industrial inspired. the group are currently on hiatus and are working on solo projects.

1.alright mate, you got any Betaphenethylamine?
2.mad capsule markets are your new fave band.

by KDB December 12, 2006

markiplier

The hottest man on earth 🥰👹👆😳😝🤣🥰🤠🤓😈🤗😳🤦😝🤠😈☝️😈🤦👆🤓🤠👆☝️☝️🤓👆☝️👆😍😝🤦🤓😟🤓🤓☝️🤠🤓😟😄😳😍😳😳😳😳😳😙😳😙😳😙😳😙😳😙😄😫👹😫😫👹❤️😫😫🤦❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😫😫👹😫👹😫👹😫👹😫👹👹👹😫👹😫

"wow look at this hot man I just saw on youtube! His name is markiplier."

by Angel 👹 May 17, 2021

off the market

Taken. Not single. Someone whom you should leave the fuck alone.

Can be abbreviated to OTM.

Yo, dude. You best quit chasing after her. She's off the market.

by HolyMolly March 5, 2008

Markell

A boy you immediately fall for as soon as you lay eyes on him. He has a smile that shines brighter than the sun, and a laugh that will charm any girl. He's extremely fun to be around, and will go out of his way to make you feel great. You'd get lost in is eyes and you'll find yourself thinking about him nonstop. He's got a great sense of humor and is always up for an adventure. He isn't afraid of judgment and will stick up for you without hesitation. He has a huge heart and will do anything for the people he loves.

I fell in love with Markell the first time i saw him

by amajorsimp November 25, 2021

Markita

Super fine! Sweet, loving & talented. She's the girl you would want to take to your mom. Markita is someone you can look up too. She's far from average & yet so classy. You'll be stuck on Markita if you ever get her.

That girl over there is a Markita.

by Ladycakes January 10, 2017

Markiplier

That lovable, pink mustachioed man with the booming sports announcers voice.
An awfully underrated youtuber who happens to know pewdiepie but is still far superior to him.
Mark is know for his habit of being driven to tears by being too frightened or his loud humorous scream.

Mark:"Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and today we will be playing: (insert moderately scary game)"

Viewer:" YYYYYEEEEES!!!!!!!!"

Pewdiepie:"Bro Fist!"

Marks pink mustache:" FUCK OFF"

by The R-Bomb December 26, 2013