Person 1: Idk man, Todd says he’s just being sus to be funny but I think he might be gay
Person 2: Yeah he’s definitely a Mike Horsfall
Person 2: Yeah he’s definitely a Mike Horsfall
by GrannysWetStrapOn March 01, 2022
A fat, vile, and disgusting male specimen. Usually a truck driver or pseudo cowboy. An Unfit Mike smells of taco bell and Miller Lite, and spends vacations in an hourly-rate motel. He masturbates vigorously to Garth Brooks songs and blows his trucker horn at crab infested women in convertibles.
Look at that big fat guy! He shoots up with butter and pays women to pee on his chest! What at Unfit Mike!
by unnecessary evil May 11, 2023
A redneck god amongst men. His name can be used as an adjective or verb : when something is red necked, jerry rigged like fuck, or crazy in general. Something legendarily redneck. The yee yee equivalent of “living like Larry”.
A : “I lost the bolt to my bike rack so I just fuckin duct taped that shit on the back.”
B : “Thats some Mike Bailey shit man”
B : “Thats some Mike Bailey shit man”
by mattybtheslumpgod September 14, 2020
A guy that loves Perry county isn't born in America, makes sure his hair is always combed, and thinks everyone around him is laughing at him.
by Bladey23 June 09, 2020
puts contact name as "Mike OxTie-Knee"
phone rings
Phone's TTS voice: Incoming call from Mike OxTie-Knee.
phone rings
Phone's TTS voice: Incoming call from Mike OxTie-Knee.
by ComputerLover December 23, 2023
rap fan 1: yo bump that new killer mike album
rap fan 2: who tf is killer mike
rap fan 1: the goat
rap fan 2: gun to your head name me 5 killer mike songs fn
rap fan 2: who tf is killer mike
rap fan 1: the goat
rap fan 2: gun to your head name me 5 killer mike songs fn
by mrtakethatrisk April 15, 2024
by balls v421 February 14, 2024