January 30th

Let your girlfriend tease you and edge you until she's willing to let you finish.

Oh it's JANUARY 30TH my girlfriends gonna be ruthless.

by yoinkers!! January 29, 2024

January 30th

January 30th: when the worst people are born. People who are born on this date are the scum of the earth, they are cheaters, druggies and just horrible people in general. They are toxic attention seekers with god complexes, if you meet someone born on this date stay away; they only bring misfortune.

My boyfriend is a piece of shit, he was born on January 30th, makes sense

by Verifiedtruthspeaker November 23, 2021

January 17th

January 17th is national cat day. You cuddle your cat(s) and spend the day with them, Cat owned or not you can draw cats instead. <Cat3

Its january 17th

by Cannibalistic ^_~ February 10, 2022

January 17th

January 17th is national scammer day.

Person 1: HEY DUDE ITS JANUARY 17TH
Person 2: OH SHIT
Person 2: HAPPY NATIONAL SCAMMER DAY, AUSBIN

by vail January 16, 2023

January 17th

National Bully Every Gavin Day

Man I can't wait for January 17th this year, I'm going to bully Gavin.

by shelfBOOK49 October 13, 2021

January 17th

National Bully Maddys Day. When everyone gets together and hates on people with the name Maddy or nickname Maddy.

Person 1: Do you know what day it is?
Person 2: January 17th where we can be mean to people with the name Maddy.
Person 1: I should probably worn Maddy then make fun of her. Lol.

by Watcher of knowledge January 17, 2022

January 17th

This day you have to ask your best friend to spank u on the hiney. It has to be the butt, nothing else. If you don't get spanked or you get spanked somewhere else, you will have bad luck for the rest of the year.

ON JANUARY 17th MY FRIEND IS GOING TO SPANK ME, YAYYY!

by peanut butter butt January 03, 2020