January 14

National hate on Capricorn day

today is the day to beat up all the Capricorn bitches you know
(in honour of an assholes birthday)

Person: Hey it's January 14th
Other person: You know what that means
Person: Let's beat up some Capricorns

by appleciderviniger January 13, 2021

january 17

n word day everyone can say the n word

aye man its january 17 bro you can say ni-

by boboballs October 11, 2021

27th January

Tell someone random you like them Day!

Me: Hey i like you
Other: Really?
Me: No it’s 27th January

by AreYouGay69420 January 26, 2023

Sky high January

What everyone doing Dry January has secretly started by the middle of the month.

They may not be washing back Buds with Whiskey suds, but don’t be fooled. They’re high as balls.

Ah yes, Leonard and Celine back at their old charade - pushing the wine glasses away as if we didn’t know they’re in full-blown Sky High January mode and smoked three blunts before they came to dinner.

by daltonjfk January 17, 2020

January 9th

national make out with your friend nick day, if you have a friend name nick give the b#tch a smooch

bob: hey homie *kiss*
Nick: nice
bob: happy January 9th

by jacob the toad eater January 8, 2022

January 5

January 5 is national pink Whitney day

Today is January 5 you know what that means!

by Sophia Lewis January 4, 2024

January 22

Girl Best friend day where your Girl bsf has to twerk on camera to show appreciation

Its girl bsf day! January 22! it twerkin' time

by Vissonnnn January 22, 2022