Jolly Junk January

The reward for people who complete NNN but don't choose to suffer Destroy Dick December. Basically you agree to take up healthy habits of jacking off. Rulesets vary but generally the rule is everything in moderation, and when you whack it, whack it with quality and enjoy it.

Person 1: "Dude DDD was so painful. I can't believe I did that after NNN."

Person 2: "Yeah. That's why I chose to take my reward and do Jolly Junk January instead. Healthy masturbation habits make life a lot more sunny."

Person 1: "Maybe I should try it."

by JJJSage November 11, 2020

January 7th

January 7th is national send a titty pic to whoever sends you this definition

send me a tit pic bae it January 7th

by Dixsucker January 7, 2024

January 30

national send 5 booty pics to ur man day

It’s january 30! let me send 5 booty pics to my man!

by anonymous January 29, 2025

January 4th

The Day Kami leaves The Family discord server but only for one day, truly a great day

"Its January 4th, we did it boys, racism is no more"

by Niko Niko Nii January 4, 2021

January 6

One of the darkest days in human history, according to Democrats - some would argue that it rivals the Holocaust in its gravity. Democracy, as we know it, was nearly brought to its knees by the violent unarmed "insurrectionists." Each year, the anniversary demands a moment of silence and you must suspend all essential activities in remembrance of the preservation of democracy , lest you risk offending the Democrats.

Mike (Republican): hey, so sorry for your mom's passing. I heard your mom's funeral is next week. When is it? I will leave that day open so I can attend it

Jim (Democrat): well... It's not decided yet. The thing is .. the only available date was on Jan 6.....

Bart (another Democrat): Jan 6?!?! I know it's your mom but... I dunno man, you can't be doing that... It's January 6!!!

Mike: what's wrong with Jan 6? It's just another Wednesday.

*Later that evening, Mike is arrested for treason*

by ThePunisher312 January 26, 2025

January 1

National fuck yeah 2020 is over!

Person 1: Heh happy New Years! It's finally January 1 2021
Person 2: FUCK YEAH 2020 IS OVER!
Person 1: FUCK YEAH BYE 2020 HELLO 2021

by anonymous November 4, 2020

January 16th

January 16th is national Lin-Manuel Miranda day. Hes a composer and he ever wrote his own plays. His greatest achievement was a musical called Hamilton. Many people absolutely adore this musical and some people even look up to him. He really is an inspiration

ITS JANUARY 16TH YALL

by Harassment1234 November 16, 2020