january

prolly the best and worst month of the year. worst part is culminating and exams but the best part is that the semester finishes!

awh fuck bro i got my math exam on january 27

by hamburger2020 March 3, 2023

January 6

A day when intelligence agencies (FBI certainly, and others likely) organized an effort to falsely accuse President Trump supporters of engaging in an insurrection at the Capitol. This day has been used repeatedly by leftists and Democrats to socially reinforce the idea that somehow Trump's supporters were trying to "overthrow the government", even though it has been proven the FBI and Capitol Police staged the whole "insurrection." A bunch of patriotic Americans have since been jailed and have had their Constitutional rights continually violated while autistic libtards cheer for it, not realizing one day something similar could happen to them if they should oppose the uniparty that rules Washington D.C.

January 6 was the Democrats Reichstag fire to take control of our country and to weaponize the Judicial Branch against their political opponents.

by john connor galt March 19, 2024

January 5th

Dress like a hooker with your bestfriends day. But not total hookers.

Cierra: Allie tmw is January 5th, aka dress like a hooker with ur bestfriend day u and me have got to do it!
Allie: you bet ur bottom dollar we are ily bestie

by Zberrysplat January 4, 2021

16th January

if you were born in this here you are pretty much very cool and swag :)

xx: you are so cool
you: ik i was born in 16th january

by iloveeehottmoms November 22, 2021

January Pringle

When you find that Pringle you dropped under the couch in the month of January after you said you were going to try to eat healthy as your New Years resolution and then eat the dirty, nasty, dust covered chip because you’re a fat pig who can’t resist the almighty temptations of Julius Pringles.

I had my January Pringle last night. It was surprisingly well preserved.

by TheAmazingJKCoolio October 31, 2021

January

January a beautiful, sweet and loving soul. Always there for her friends you can always count on her.

The perfect girlfriend material

January always there to make you smile

by Laurence97 November 22, 2021

january 16th

If you are born on January 16th and your name happens to be Daniel. Just know your girlfriend loves you so much and you are the most perfect person in the entire world.

ps…don’t tell him but i wanna take his last name shhhhh

oh its January 16th it’s the perfect person named Daniel that i love so much’s birthday

by rotatedballs January 23, 2022