Jacob

The incorrect spelling of the true sigma male name, Jakob.

Guy 1 - Hi, my name is Jacob.
Guy 2 - My condolences, beta (fe)male

by Do you know i go to procivitas August 24, 2022

Jacob

Very fat, super gay and has the head of Steve from Minecraft

Guy1: Did you see that Jacob?
Guy2: Yeah eww I might puke

by P00NSlay3r22 October 20, 2019

Jacobe

A friend everyone needs. A hilarious guy who always has the most insane stories to share. He stands out to everyone he meets, it’s impossible to forget about him. He can be an asshole sometimes but deep down he’s soft. Overall a cool guy. Go get yourself a Jacobe.

Yo dude, do you know Jacobe?
Yeah, we’re hanging out this weekend!

by craigtuckeer April 20, 2023

Alyssa and Jacob

the two most in love people forever and ever and ever. They will be together forever. Jacob has loved alyssa for half his life and now that he got her he’ll never ever let her go.

Wow that couple is almost as in love as alyssa and jacob

by JTHOMAS September 7, 2025

Jacob Kernehed

Shopping for biscuits with da man who make life fun

Me: I love jacob Kernehed
other: ok

by coolgirlskattis April 21, 2021

Jacob shatter

The name/act of a reinhardt player missing his earth shatter, either by hitting a wall, barrier or no one.

Bro I was playing Overwatch with Adam last night and he total threw the match with his Jacob Shatter

by ChildSafety September 15, 2022

Jacob Joyce

A kid with a massive cock!

Girl- “Oh my god you dick is so big!”
Jacob Joyce- “Yeah I know.”

by German_Catholic_Jew February 14, 2020