Fake Fuck Fest

Fake fuck fest is an event where you have to fake giving a fuck or two shits. It’s when you have to pretend you care and pretend you are having a good time in order to not offend anyone. It’s for the occasions that the only thing worse than going is not going.

I have to go to my boyfriend’s cousin’s second wedding. It’s going to be a fake fuck fest. Why do I have to smile and pretend I’m interested in people’s small talk.

by Purple Fringe June 17, 2018

Fake Lesbo

When a dumbass guy fakes being a lesbian online to impress ladies and get horny.

Yo, my one friend is a 'fake lesbo', man. He made these dumb lez bitches think he's a girl!

by Revolg April 2, 2019

Fake Asian

When someone is trying to be cool or strong or smart. Also referring to someone that looks asian but isn't.

Tyler is a Fake Asian

by Mr.Frued September 30, 2019

Fake Bailey

A fake bailey is someone who is supposed to have the last name Bailey but instead have a random dudes name.
*ex “Macroll”

My stupid cousin Sophie is a fake Bailey

by THE BEST PERSON EVA EVA May 20, 2021

fake G

opposite of top G

man 1 : yo you saw his IG? he's been doing crazy cool shit lately like a G.

man 2: nah bruv. he is faking all those so call cool shit. he borrow cash from others to flex on IG pretending he's rich and G. that my friend is what a fake G look like.

by dude KO May 7, 2023

Faking the snake

To add a seemingly random and/or useless detail to a story in order to make it more believable.

"So, one time when I was working as the cashier, this massive guy came into the store, wearing this odd shirt of a cobra..."
"Alan, are you faking the snake with me?"

by Picodreng November 3, 2017

Flake Fake

when a you invite a person and they agree to go but they make you think they weren't gunna come.

I showed up late on purpose it was A Flake Fake.

by Vulgar_English April 29, 2024