David

A person who is tall and is rude to everyone

That guy is such an asshole

Yeah his name is "David"

by ThatOneCommunistpig November 1, 2021

David

a immature chopped little boy that cry’s over everything

Person 1:“look it’s david” person 2:”damn he’s a mess”

by ladedadidoblah April 16, 2025

David-Jiing

The verb David-Jiing is defined as the action of yapping, confidently using statistics or personal experiences completely made up, without acknowledging the lack of integrity in those claims.

Derived from MSU 23-24 Congress member David Ji, the professional yapper. Also used in the format of: pulling a David-Ji.

"- Dude like 70% of Stanford students are student-athletes, I swear!
- What are you talking about? I just searched it up on Google, it's only about 12% of them that are...
- Oh shit my bad, I was David-Jiing"

by yousef is stopid April 29, 2024

David

The best dad in the whole entire world. He is kind, caring, selfless and awesome.

I wish that my dad was a David.

by Qwertyman21 November 14, 2023

david

not part of the boys

“is that david”

“do you mean not part of the boys”

by badbitch69420 June 21, 2019

David

A trucker who once killed a 300 lb woof

That guy right there he's a david

by Montombo May 2, 2018

David

David is my bf and the best one you could ever possibly want. He's so amazing and i love him wayyyyy too much, LOL. David if you're reading this, it's me. i love you David. <3

Person: what's his naaame?
me: david
Person: wow u must be lucky!

by anonymous November 23, 2022