ice cream sandwich sex

sex that you have had in the past that you would totally trade for an ice cream sandwich now

"so sex with him was really that bad?"
"yah dude, it was ice cream sandwich sex"

by poprockzancrack May 18, 2013

Alley Ice Cream

Go to Dairy Queen and invite alley.
then you will get to taste some of the best icecream ever,

heres what you do:
1 get your alley
2 get your favorite icecream
3 put your icream on alleys chest
4 take your mouth and lick it off
5 keep going and make alley happy

: THE BEST

C.H. had some amazing Alley Ice Cream in the parking lot at Dairy Queen

by sausage and eggs April 5, 2008

Irish Cream Soda

A sexual act, while going down on a girl, performing a two fingered culdesac in order to get the girl squirting. As she is squirting, the guy must take it in his mouth, swish it around a bit to get a little bubbly. While swishing the girl bends over and opens up her asshole so you can drop the swished up squirt load into her ass in order to give it some color, the girl should release the load into a shot glass, which is then dropped into a half pint of Guiness then chugged.

Last night at the bar while others were doing Irish car bombs, I had the bartender give a me a shot glass and Guiness, so I could take my girlfriend into the bathroom so we could do some Irish Cream Sodas.

by msd3million January 9, 2009

Irish Ice Cream

Garlic mashed potatoes

There's nothing better at Thanksgiving than roasted turkey and a helping of Irish ice cream.

by Major Blackentarry August 18, 2011

It's just like butter and cream

A saying pioneered by Carruso implying something is smooth like butter, or perfect / clean

*Scores rocket league goal*

Drone - "It's just like butter and cream"

by big_old_drone(hasbigdick) October 12, 2021

cream inside me daddy

this is said when a girl needs to be fucked by her bf/man/sneaky link cuz she horny af.

‘Mhmm cream inside me daddy!’

by freakyhoe June 23, 2022

Chocolate Cream Kool-Aid

While fucking a girl in the ass, you finish inside her, pull out and put a funnel in her gaping ass hole and pour Kool-aid into the funnel. Then she pushes it out and you catch it in a cup and drink it.

Dude, last night I had some chocolate cream Kool-aid with this girl.

by Lava_llama January 24, 2022