BEANS TESTING

More commonly known in polite circles as the sperm count.

"I have just been to the wank lab to get my tadpole soup beans tested".
"That cunt is blowing skimmed milk, he needs beans testing"

by Mr Cunt February 23, 2008

Cool beans

Is somthing that is really neat and amazing.

The smarturl.it is really cool beans

by Pink shadow July 1, 2016

Cool Beans

Used by people who think they are cool but they are actually just closet fags & annoying as fuck

John: lets go get a cheesy sausage for lunch
Neb: cool beans
John: that’s not cool beans you fucking faggot

by Willy Hunglo June 11, 2018

Jim Bean

A blind pinto bean that can walk.

Hey did you see that Jim Bean?

No cause I am him!

by Flabberdabber September 1, 2017

Sean the bean

Probably the most Annoying person you will ever meet

Sean the bean is so annoying

by Snakeman 🐍 October 9, 2016

Large Bean

A Large Bean is a meaning for a mans massive bulge

Wife:hey babe
Husband:hey honey
Wife: I want you to put that large bean in my mouth

Husband:THOT

by Hdjeiehe April 23, 2021

yankee bean

When someone who's uncircumsized has anal sex and finds a small speck of poop in their foreskin

My girlfriend/boyfriend and I were experimenting in the bedroom last night and they slipped me a yankee bean

by Stinkykinkypink69 October 12, 2019