a creed loving man who boasts about his ability to eat a big mac while he shits. drinks a lot of whiskey and tries to recover with prilosec but still has GERD. An Adam loves to get down to some Cardi B while he plays golf and smokes cigars. Dont be fooled, he acts tough but still knows all the words to WAP.
an Adam's true sexual orientation can be discovered at black light parties, where he will emerge from the bathroom after 15 minutes with suspicious stains on his face and a sore jaw.
an Adam's true sexual orientation can be discovered at black light parties, where he will emerge from the bathroom after 15 minutes with suspicious stains on his face and a sore jaw.
Black light partier 1: Bro, did you see that Adam guy come out of the shitter?
Black light partier 2: Ya bruh, he was like rubbing his jaw and there was a bunch of load all over his face
Black light partier 1: Justin loved it
Black light partier 2: Ya bruh, he was like rubbing his jaw and there was a bunch of load all over his face
Black light partier 1: Justin loved it
by medusa007 December 25, 2023
Get the Adammug. 
An Adam is an outwardly pretty dreamy person, generally not paying attention in school or in other places, but can be very kind once you get to know them, especially when you come to find out they will laugh at nearly anything and are always willing to crack a joke, even if it’s bad, a good friend and overall great person, generally has messy hair and doesn’t seem to care what he looks like, but will tend to act annoying as a way of friendship.
by Funnydude69420 November 7, 2022
Get the Adammug. acts very gay but says he isn’t (knows damn well he might be) also claims he gets bitches (he doesn’t)
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by missionaryvall May 16, 2022
Get the Adammug. This boy has a huge dick and he is ripped, all the girls want him and he is married to a woman with perfect boobs and a hott butt.
by Sherwood11 January 5, 2016
Get the neil adamsmug. Is an innocent boy who uses words he can’t understand.He also loves being slapped in one v ones while playing fortnite
by Catherine O Driscoll November 13, 2018
Get the Adam o driscollmug. Latin; Adam, Adamus
A person who contains so much potential, yet decides to follow the same grain as everyone else. He might be seen as smart by others and might be described as great, but when meeting in person, he displays foolishness and asinine behaviors to get along with everyone. This person doesn't think for himself in the long run, never hoping to see the outside of his peers thoughts and opinions. Just like the biblical being also named "Adam", they eat the forbidden fruit that we can view as society. Women love this guy, but the main question that they receive is, "why?". All we can hope for is an Adam that doesn't follow the easy or band-wagoning path.
A person who contains so much potential, yet decides to follow the same grain as everyone else. He might be seen as smart by others and might be described as great, but when meeting in person, he displays foolishness and asinine behaviors to get along with everyone. This person doesn't think for himself in the long run, never hoping to see the outside of his peers thoughts and opinions. Just like the biblical being also named "Adam", they eat the forbidden fruit that we can view as society. Women love this guy, but the main question that they receive is, "why?". All we can hope for is an Adam that doesn't follow the easy or band-wagoning path.
Some guy: "You know, Adam is really cool."
Others: "Wait, Adam? The guy attempting to screw a lightbulb with a hammer for attention? Why?"
Others: "Wait, Adam? The guy attempting to screw a lightbulb with a hammer for attention? Why?"
by stpEng August 1, 2024
Get the Adammug.