throttle a turtle

To take a large (possibly) Polish penis into ones hands, and forcibly make it go where it don't want to go

I had to throttle a turtle last night to keep my marriage alive

Mr Wriggly didn't like it , but I throttled a turtle and made him get right in there

by DrFK October 5, 2011

Turtle bender

The guy who has a fetish for turtles and regually has sexual inter course with them

That guy is such a turtle bender!!

by Ebneezerthegee July 22, 2017

turtle

A animal that flies around and eats dirt

that turtle needs to get the fuck out of the swamp!

by arguing sloth December 19, 2023

Turtle

Hassan elassad is a very hot creature

The turtle is cute

by Elassad the turtle March 16, 2020

Turtle toeing

The act of being to fucking slow!

Hey mother fucker get your ass up and quit turtle toeing around!

by Nr_stanky January 14, 2021

Useless Turtle

The dopest turtle you’ll ever fuckin play with.
A.k.a. Super tortuga

Useless Turtle sure can fuck up those enemies.

by U5eLe55 TurtL3 October 13, 2020

Turtle penis

a man's penis receding or shrinking because of seeing or experiencing something extremely unattractive.

I saw your mom's pubes, and they gave me a turtle penis.

by Mattameru April 16, 2015