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Chinese Food

Chinese Food is slang for the powder variation of heroin. Typically comes in a white, off-white, or even brown powder form.
Say, bruh, any more "Chinese Food" on deck?
by 卄əმԵ🅷əꋊ December 20, 2024
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Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor

"The better something tastes and/or the more filling it is, the worse it is for you." (Well, duhhh...!) Similar to when you are given a spoonful of medicinal syrup and it tastes absolutely terrible, and so you figure that it MUST be good for you. (And of course, that may indeed be true sometimes, but I wonder if a lot of times it's merely somewhat of a placebo effect --- your body just hurries up and gets well so that it doesn't hafta stomach the tortures of gagging down any more of that horrid bitter/sour elixir!)
I love rich sumptuous foods like burgers and fries, but my hippie-guru doctor put me on a diet of yucky-tasting bean sprouts and tofu --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor!
by QuacksO September 5, 2019
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car food

food that tastes like it has been dipped in gasoline, like thin mints
"UGH THESE BROWNIES TASTE LIKE CAR FOOD"
by BIGMASSIVECOCKSUCKER April 18, 2020
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Craft food halls

A place where you pour your own beer, drink at your own pace, play your own games, laugh with friends, order good food and then go back and pour yourself another beer on the tap wall. Filled with the best motherfu***** you’ll ever meet and drink with
Hey Pete, I’m in the mood for a good beer but also wanna keep it chill. Wanna hit up craft food halls?

I went to Craft Food Halls last night and met my new best friend, his name is Terry
by Rivercrew November 24, 2021
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Food

I love food.
by FoodLover888 June 17, 2018
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Bro have you played DGMP's new game Awesome Man Gets Food Simulator? It's so epicenter!
by DashiellShatter April 25, 2023
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making love to your food

Refers to when someone will constantly moan with food in their mouth in ecstasy of the flavor
Person A: " Dude are you eating your food or making love to your food?"

Person B: "Not trying to it just tastes so freaking good I can't help myself"
by r0se.x. January 9, 2023
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