Foot Long

Drake’s dick size

Half of the people that saw Drake leak: Dayum drake got a foot long

by Inurwalls March 9, 2024

long island tail

When he's grinding up on you and you reach back to size up his dick

"Man I don't know know if I should sleep with him, what if he's too small?"
"Dude just do the long island tail and go from there"

by Litlikefire July 9, 2018

7 long dark hairs!

A bald old manne.

PIG!
7 long dark hairs!

by plato! August 2, 2024

The long ones

The long ones are the ones that are longer than the short ones.

"Those are the long ones, and those are the short ones."

by Spidermin February 5, 2017

Sh-long Term Memory

To have a combination of short term memory and long term memory.

Me: Hey Gordon, do you remember the homework that was due today from two weeks ago.

Gordon: Nah, I don't remember anything like that.

Me: But it's due in like an hour.

Gordon: What's due in an hour?

Me: Damn you got that sh-long term memory.

by MountedGeneral June 30, 2018

The Long Log Llama

The Long Log Llama (otherwise known as "The Ole' Triple L") is another way to describe the longest finger on your hand that you would effectively use to push difficult poops down hard-to-squeeze-into places such as a sink, a shower drain, or other unidentified sources in which you have chosen to defecate into in a 'non-traditional manner.'

Hey Man, you might have to use the Long Log Llama to get the rest of that bootycake down the drain.

I was struggling to get my dookie down the drain but I remembered I had The Ole' Triple L at my disposal.

by The DIY Plumber April 17, 2024

Long Boon

A weird fella who is illogical and insensitive at times

Don't be a Long Boon leu

by AyoHoodboi May 13, 2022