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Soka University of America

A liberal-arts university located in Aliso Viejo, CA. Often considered a Buddhist school, SUA claims to be "diverse, student-centered, and humanistic." Considering that the school is barely 9 years old during the writing of this definition, it remains to be seen if it will live up to it's ambitious standards.

According to students, SUA is the "home of the weird".
The school mascot is the lion.
So where do you go to school?
Soka University of America

Where the hell is that?
Exactly.
by suplotus April 14, 2010
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Ferris State University

The shit college. Only hotties like Sara and Eric can go there. FUck yah Ferris
I got fucked by a hot bitch at Ferris State University last weekend.
by Holla April 8, 2005
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penn state university

N. Dark and evil place in which students are raped in the locker room.
Guy 1: Did you hear that Joe got accepted into Penn State University?
Guy 2: Oh Shit! He's gonna get raped in the locker room!
by FiZz CoLa June 30, 2015
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Michigan State University

Michigan State University

University filled with delusional asshats who have a massive inferiority complex over being third best to every college in the US. Known for thinking that they’re better than everyone else when the student body’s collective IQ is barely above 30 (save for engineering), claiming they’re the best at everything when other schools outmatch them in something, and having the collective physicality of a dad with a massive beer belly.
- Hey Tom. Jim is being a real asshole.

- Yea it’s cuz he went to Michigan State University. The only reason why he’s still employed is because his dad owns the company.
by Slicrick14 June 16, 2022
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Best girlfreind in the universe

The best girlfreind in the universe her name is Kylee she is so beautifal so cute so pretty so loyal and loves you so much and will do anything for you
Me:Yo did you meet my girl kylee
Freind:NO WAY your dating kylee?
Me:yes bro shes the Best girlfreind in the universe
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2. Resetting the Universe

Some people state that Resetting the Universe is a difficult, epic task that not many take on.

You must first find Atlantis, then go to the Staples and find all the Easy Buttons and press every button until you find the one that controls the universe and once you press it; it will reset everything to the beginning of time.
' Bill and Joe traveled to Atlantis to find the Staples store that holds the reset button to the universe, that will make Resetting the Universe possible'

' How epic. '
' Gabby and Connor made an epic journey to Atlantis to find the Staples that holds the button that will make 2. Resetting the Universe possible '

' Oh God guys your so epic '
by epicccc kids December 31, 2009
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Ontario Tech University

Ontario Tech University, or UOIT, or OnTechU, or whatever it's called has just over 10,000 students and is very easy to get in to. However, be warned, it will likely screw you in the ass. It's primarily guys, the engineers rule the school, with next to no party life. It is known for its Sticky Campus, where cum drips from the ceilings of UB.

Where people go because they didn't have the grades to get into a better school.
"Man, OnFuckMe fucked me over again with changing its name for the fifth time and I still haven't gotten laid"
"Do the engineers just jerk off all day or something? Why's it so sticky at Ontario Tech University?"
by UOITStickyMan November 24, 2021
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