The Turtle Cub is a epic creature created by @polarbearcari on Instagram along with the help of @alex.royale.high. It is a creature that is a turtle with a polar bear duck taped to its sheep, wry cool indeed. It likes chipotle as a snack
by ALEX THE EPIC CHEATO June 1, 2020
Get the Turtle Cubmug. When something is so awkward/horrifying you pull your shirt, jacket or sweatshirt to cover your face. Normally this contains/disguises your laughing fit.
by Reallyallnamesaretaken April 17, 2015
Get the full turtlemug. n. An awkward person
v. to shrug and stay shrugged for a period of time due to an awkward or cringy situation
v. to shrug and stay shrugged for a period of time due to an awkward or cringy situation
by Gabisaurous Rex May 8, 2018
Get the Turtlemug. Someone who squats hard and lets things get under their shell. "Turtle Squatter"
"Turtle Squatting"
someone who squats hard and lets something get under their shell and bothering them long-term.
"Turtle Squatting"
someone who squats hard and lets something get under their shell and bothering them long-term.
by gnome dog May 30, 2011
Get the Turtle Squattermug. A reverse turtle neck is when you go in to get a vasectomy and they remove your foreskin and or one testicle.
by William J. Abernathy May 12, 2023
Get the reverse turtle neckmug. by Buck teeth March 3, 2017
Get the Popping a turtlemug. (verb) when a man makes a pan of delicious brownies, and immediatly upon removal from the oven, inserts his dick directly into the center of the steaming hot brownie pan then immediately sticks his erect dick into ice cream.
"Hey Greg, would you like a brownie? They are fresh and very hot."
"Sure, I'd love one...Wait, what the hell? Why is there a hole in the middle of the pan of brownies?"
"I wet Turtled them."
"Oh Fred, you scank!"
"Ginkies Greg! All I did was wet Turtled them... hey do you have any ice cream?"
"Why yes Fred we have some cookies and cream, would you like some?"
"Yes sure, bring it over I will scoop some for us."
"Ginkies Fred I can give you an ice cream scooper, why are you scooping it with your dick?"
"Um duh Greg haven't you ever heard of a wet Turtle cream? Creme de la crem dude."
"Sure, I'd love one...Wait, what the hell? Why is there a hole in the middle of the pan of brownies?"
"I wet Turtled them."
"Oh Fred, you scank!"
"Ginkies Greg! All I did was wet Turtled them... hey do you have any ice cream?"
"Why yes Fred we have some cookies and cream, would you like some?"
"Yes sure, bring it over I will scoop some for us."
"Ginkies Fred I can give you an ice cream scooper, why are you scooping it with your dick?"
"Um duh Greg haven't you ever heard of a wet Turtle cream? Creme de la crem dude."
by Orange Kookaburra September 2, 2022
Get the Wet Turtle Creammug.