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Jordan King

Fortnite-aphobic. Jordan hates people who play Fortnite. Also she believes in Bigfoot. Her favorite book is 1984. Her celebrity crush is Karl Marx.
Dude, Jordan King just tossed me her copy of the Communist Manifesto!
by Trippy Asparagus January 16, 2018
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kings of wessex

A little place that can afford a staff room but not glue sticks
The kings of Wessex think they’re really posh but they are really not.
by Y0ur3m0th3r December 14, 2020
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King Ralph'ed

The act of gaining a promotion or advancing in position, based on the sole fact of being the only available candidate.

In reference to the 1991 Comedy by the same name that features John Candy inheriting the British Crown, by virtue of being the last living blood relative in the line of succession.
"Did you hear about Bob, he just King Ralph'ed the new Team Lead position, even though Joe was way more qualified, Joe got another offer and bowed out.
by Angerisagift18 November 27, 2012
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Bass King

One person Named Kristopher who is the one and only Bass King. Meaning he is able to catch superior sized fish and more than his friends and competitors
"Man, Kris is the Bass King, he caught more and bigger fish than everybody!"
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Gutta Kings

A lifestyle brand from South Africa. started in 2011
"Gutta Kings makes some sick clothing"
by Exkwizard July 10, 2011
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Says The King

A way of pardoning one's self immediately after a loud belch.

This particular use of (or lack of ) manners may be frowned upon by older generations or the elderly, however, some may see the funny side to it.

This phrase is apparently coined in an episode of Family Guy as a way of asserting dominance through flatulence ... but ... it WILL catch on.
Me: "BURRRRRRRRRRRP!!!"

*peopple stare in awe and disgust*

Me: " .... Says The King! .... give it time, it'll catch on"
by RyRy28 September 16, 2011
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Klapped kings

Big Red and his truck loving gang
Did you see the Klapped Kings roll in to the parking lot like royalty!!
by Steve Clif February 28, 2020
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