Urban Dictionary

Where nobody writes actual definitions to words, and only make jokes, memes and sh*tposts.

Yo fam I just posted the definition for "nintendo rape" on urban dictionary!

by we are number 1 May 31, 2019

Urban dictionary

Place where retarded people think they are special just because there name has a definition in an open source website

Me:Hey man are you mentally fit
Other Person:*posts Instagram stories of his name in Urban dictionary*
Me: Sorry for disturbing you

Me:Hey man are you mentally fit
Other Person:*posts Instagram stories of his name in "Urban dictionary"*
Me: Sorry for disturbing you

by (◔‿◔)｡◕‿◕｡(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) May 31, 2019

Urban Dictionary

what your bloody on now

me: what you doing Cian.
Cian: looking up things in urban dictionary.

by dolan time June 3, 2019

Urban Dictionary

The site your on right now, noob.

Hey, I just looked up the word "Urban Dictionary" on the Urban Dictionary.

cool get a life

by dumbnoob123 March 26, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A racist, sexist, and offensive dictionary to white and black people saying the shoot up schools and always die first.

The Urban Dictionary is a dictionary to find modern day words and slang.

by SekcWhiteBoi_69 March 28, 2019

Urban Dictionary

The online, user-made dictionary which has mostly definitions for sex.

UwU

I went onto urban dictionary and found many pleasuring definitions for and stories about sex

by Candinator April 2, 2019

Urban Dictionary

i am a website that you shouldnt trust when you are searching for the meaning of a word. I once said the to be 'Natsukied' is to be beaten by your dad and also anyone can upload something! Have a nice day! :)

Teacher: Alright Children who know what 'Do you know da dae means?
Timmy: It means to spit on da Queen!
Teacher: Where did you get that from Timmy?
Timmy:Urban Dictionary!
Teacher: Why did i choose this job...

by I am a MadLad. April 4, 2019