Skipping school several days in the week for no reason, just to wake up at 2pm and get faded and possibly drunk . he will usually get the most drunk, not to mention the loudest and messiest whenever liquor is involved. 90 percent of his choices(legal or illegal) use more impulse than brainpower, unless its to go home at 2am in the middle of the night because he has "stuff to take care of". also he gets absolutely no play :333
(we still love him tho)
(we still love him tho)
by _TheBootyBandit_ October 14, 2025

British urban legend. The story goes that he was a man who could make anything possible at any time by any means. He is best known for his seductive methods. He was an artist, author, designer, whose lifestyle of drug-addiction and sexual adventures are the focus of the stories. In the stories he can be arrogant, very funny, and charming, which, when coupled with his wit, makes for great storytelling.
"So, I was the unfortunate victim of a three-way gone wrong the other night..."
"Is this going to be a Max Tucker story?"
"Is this going to be a Max Tucker story?"
by CallMeMrFox May 8, 2014

The epitome of speed. This big lump denies all laws of physics as he once ran faster than the speed of light. And yes, it was to Maccies after sweating 10kg of water weight at embargos.
by uhprofile November 22, 2024

Anita Max Wynn is Drake's, the Toronto born rapper, alter ego. Fans can hear Anita in a few of Drake's songs, her most famous feature being in the song 'Rich Flex' featuring 21 Savage where she can be heard asking 21 to "do somethin for me."
Most recently, Anita was seen on one of Drake's many gambling live streams where he claimed the alter ego publicly for the first time by stating, "This my alter ego...ANITA MAX WYNN! ANITA MAX WYNN!" Many fans pin the rapper's zest on his alter ego, Anita Max Wynn, though these allegations can not be confirmed.
Most recently, Anita was seen on one of Drake's many gambling live streams where he claimed the alter ego publicly for the first time by stating, "This my alter ego...ANITA MAX WYNN! ANITA MAX WYNN!" Many fans pin the rapper's zest on his alter ego, Anita Max Wynn, though these allegations can not be confirmed.
by QuirkyGurl06 January 13, 2024

When a person is terminally ill and decides to max out their credit cards.
In consideration of "a bucket list", "bucket maxing " before death is a great
way to fuck over the man one last time before you kick it.
In consideration of "a bucket list", "bucket maxing " before death is a great
way to fuck over the man one last time before you kick it.
.
Morty: Oh geez, the doctor just gave me 6 months to live with terminal brain cancer...
Rick: Shitty deal, Morty. What are you gonna do with your 6 months?
Morty: Oh geez I don't know, Rick. What should I do?
Rick: Because you're dying, I won't make fun of you for not having thought of this already...
but I got two words for you Morty - "Bucket" and "Max"
Morty: "Bucket" and "max" what's that mean?
Rick: "Bucket Max", Morty. When you max out your CC's before you die!
See, I've allllready got you started - I just ordered 50,000$ worth of lab equipment!
Yeaaaahhhh Morty! Happy death party buddy! Common, times a wasting SPEND SPEND SPEND!!!
Morty: Oh gezzz...
.
Morty: Oh geez, the doctor just gave me 6 months to live with terminal brain cancer...
Rick: Shitty deal, Morty. What are you gonna do with your 6 months?
Morty: Oh geez I don't know, Rick. What should I do?
Rick: Because you're dying, I won't make fun of you for not having thought of this already...
but I got two words for you Morty - "Bucket" and "Max"
Morty: "Bucket" and "max" what's that mean?
Rick: "Bucket Max", Morty. When you max out your CC's before you die!
See, I've allllready got you started - I just ordered 50,000$ worth of lab equipment!
Yeaaaahhhh Morty! Happy death party buddy! Common, times a wasting SPEND SPEND SPEND!!!
Morty: Oh gezzz...
.
by Playtard July 15, 2019

Max prestige gooner is a gooner who is described as finding any possible way as to where they can goon.
This means they would find devices, websites, porn models, and even goon in class all for the sake of gooning
This means they would find devices, websites, porn models, and even goon in class all for the sake of gooning
by JerrySucksToes December 3, 2024
