Meat Melter

A particularly ugly person who makes a hard dick go limp, like, immediately.

Bro, that girl we saw at the bar was hot but her friend was a total meat melter.

by PJCENT$ January 12, 2022

Meat grinder

Slang term for a really good fleshlight.

"I just stuck my dick in a meat grinder."

by JackinOffSquares December 7, 2021

Dans Meat

Dans Meat is always for sale, at any price and any time or place. Dans meat is wide in girth, yet nimble in function. It is a bargaining term used in mundane price negotiations over food items that may become overly sexual.

Girl says to Dan - “Do you have any sausage for my omelette?”
Dan says “We’re out of sausage, but Dans meat is available.”

“Welcome to Dans meat. Home of the meatball marinara 6 inch special, how can I help you?”

Girl - “My burger is cold…could you please make me a new one?”
Dan - “We’re out of that but I can give you some of DANS MEAT.”

by Genitalgenius December 15, 2021

Meat masher

Meat Masher: An adjective describing a women who gives hand jobs often.

Damn that girl is a real Meat masher

by T O A S T January 25, 2022

Meat psychosis

A Side Effect of an Unexpectedly good sexual Encounter that may cause Light stalking and Thoughts of Relationships

Gave her such a splendid noodling, that now shes developed meat psychosis.

by I dont know what a pseudonym January 31, 2022

Meat Cleaver

During an online sports game, specifically Rocket League, when an offense player blocks a defensive player’s clear to score a goal.

I just meat cleavered the ball right into the goal. Get meat cleavered bro!

by Teach Me Bro February 4, 2022

meat section

A phallus.

Flemwhore’s aren’t afraid of the meat section.

by milfhunter37 April 2, 2003