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Snap Happy

That person that you work next to that is so happy you just want to snap their head off at 5AM

they are usually the person that asks you how your weekend was the second you walk into work at 3am at the local factory when you haven't even recovered fully from the weekends hangover yet.
"you know that new girl just makes me so Snap Happy when she acts so chipper in the morning."
by twilightfangirl January 29, 2010
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jacky daniel's happy ending

When one fraternity pledge, while pledging, is forced to take a shot of jack daniel's mixed with the cum of his "grand-big."
1. You are pre-gaming at your fraternity when your big tells you it's time for you first "jacky daniel's happy ending." You are then blindfolded and wait for your shot to be mixed. While you were blindfolded your "grand-big" ejaculates into the shot glass and fills the rest with jack daniels. You then down the shot like a champ and are forced to say "YUM."

2."Wow, Frats are GAY"
by FratStarΑΣΣ August 17, 2010
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Happy Wife Syndrome

It is a birth defect in which a male has two heads on his member, allowing him to use them for both kinds of penetration at the same time. Thus making his wife very happy.
Rachel: "Why does Sally always have a smile on her face?"
Julie: "It's because Josh has Happy Wife Syndrome."
by Mshine December 12, 2008
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happy bit-lated birthday

this message can be posted on a facebook wall between a week to 364 days of the date of the event in question:

- dude, sorry i forgot, happy bit-lated birthday, man.
by augustonovato April 22, 2010
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happy hour

(1) n. A social gathering in Calhoun College that features free food, free arteriosclerosis, but no alcohol. None. (2) n. Another apparently unrelated event that is "happy" only because you just drank your way into oblivion for less than $9.
"Wow, that happy hour at Calhoun College was such good, wholesome fun!"

"Let's go to that other happy hour; I hear that there's alcohol!"
by hounSobriety November 7, 2008
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Five dollar happy meal

A blow job given by an Asian masseuse in a massage parlor.
Asian masseuse: you want special?
Client: yeah, baby, I want a five dollar happy meal.
by CommanD'OH January 1, 2010
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Happy Video Game Nerd

An AVGN wannabe, that's actually quite good. Unlike AVGN, he reviews good games.
Happy Video Game Nerd loves to drink wine!
by Artemidus March 5, 2009
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