Texas Fever

Texas fever
n.
An infectious disease of cattle first identified in Texas, characterized by high fever, anemia, and emaciation and caused by a parasitic protozoan (Babesia bigemina) that is transmitted by cattle ticks.

This is not to be associated with any form of homosexual activities

"Did you hear about those cows"
"Yeah I heard they caught texas fever"

"hmm must have been those ticks"

by south_town October 23, 2011

Texas smash

When you leave a giant cum load on your hookups pillow, face and bed before you exit in the morning unannounced. And holler their name as you walk out & slam the door.

It was great last night with Veronica but I left her with a Texas smash this morning 💦 💦 💦!

by Loadsofjizz!!! March 12, 2023

damn b texas

Shit hole of the area located near Woodville jasper and warren Texas nothing but meth head crack fiends Mormons and two faced fucktards who sell there mommas left ass cheek for next fix

Your momma is a damn b texas local

by Momaparish15 March 22, 2023

Texas suitcase

At a ski resort, it’s a way of using your pole straps to carry your skis by putting your straps around each end of the skis, to carry them sideways by holding the poles next to you like a suitcase, common with tourists that don’t ski often. The normal way to carry skis is over your shoulder upright, so you don’t hit anyone with them.

Look at Jerry carrying that texas suitcase, he almost took out a kid when he turned around!

by tomato1324 April 2, 2023

Texas Marriage

Childhood Marriage

"Yeah bro, Her Dad Married Us ... She was like 7 ... Texas Marriage"

by Rafa tha God January 18, 2023

Portland Texas

Shitty town in texas near Corpus Christi that no one know or cares about

Where the hell is Portland Texas

by idontcareabanything January 23, 2023

Texas outback reach around

The process of going to any outback steakhouse and actively giving a reach around to a monkey on the birthday saddle, simultaneously using the butter and ramming it up sed monkeys ass but it has to be in texas.

Yea i went to outback steak house and got lucky and received a texas outback reach around
Dude you got a problem

by MonkimansFatTaintsCheeseLard January 24, 2023