tree points

points you get from smoking weed

My cousin died from overdosing but at least he got 5875 tree points.

by treepoints4lyfe August 23, 2017

Tree

👁👄👁

Guy 1:Is that a tree
Guy 2: Yes that is a 👁👄👁

by Treeeeeeeeee November 25, 2020

the thing in trees

its everywhere
run

"bro have u heard about the thing in trees"
"yah what about it"
FUCKING DIES

by tecna RAHHHHHHHH October 2, 2022

Climbing a tree

Sex with a tall girl

Climbing a tree: Vro I’m boutta climb a tree tonight

by Draxs pseudonym June 1, 2024

hang a tree

When one smokes Marijuana while leaning out a car window.

Friend one: dude. I want to smoke this joint, but I don't want to stink up my car.

Friend two: just hang a tree, I promise it never smells

by Uhyup August 18, 2018

Felon's Tree Removal

A tree trimming service from Chazy NY who hires felons - preferably registered sex offenders - to trim your bushes and peep in your windows.

Felon's Tree Removal does a great job as long as you don't mind rapists and murders peeping in your windows and casing the joint.

by Read it! July 14, 2025

in the trees

Having a total freak out. In a state of panic.

“That crazy bitch was in the trees and I had to talk her down!”

by Shellemeno April 23, 2018