Dragon Quest

Probably the worst Japanese Role Playing series in existence. It has archaic, simplistic and shallow gameplay, while utterly lacking in any sort of redeeming values, with not even the storyline or characters ever being any good. The lack of evolution is just disturbing, and when the series does try and change, it is both minimal and late to the party. Dragon Quest is to other JRPGs what Dynasty Warriors is to Ninja Gaiden and other action titles.

Honestly, I never understand why gamers lower their standards so much for Dragon Quest. This is a series that hasn't offered gaming or gamers anything relevant in almost two decades. Would anyone outside of Japan even care if the Dragon Quest series was discontinued? The only people who would are two minorities - the fake Dragon Quest fans who only like the series now because it is on Nintendo platforms again, and the people who just generally have atrocious taste in everything.

Ultimately, Dragon Quest is just really awful. Having to sit through these games is like drilling needles into your eyes. I swear anyone who sits through a Dragon Quest game in its entirety must be a Masochist. And people wonder why Japan has such a high suicide rate? There really should be a law against hyping Dragon Quest games.

If it has Dragon Quest in the name you can pretty much expect the JRPG equivalent of dog shit.

by Ivalice-Alliance November 8, 2009

Russian Sex Dragon

The Russian sex dragon is when you poop in someone's mouth, stitch their mouth closed, then tickle their butt cheeks until the poop comes out their nose

Person 1: Hey how's your day?
Person 2: Great, I just gave my son a Russian sex dragon!
Person 1: Poggers!

by fartbagmcdonalds March 3, 2021

puff the magic dragon

A song from the 70's based on an older folk song about opium. It was said that when you smoked opium, you'd enter a world of dragons and demons. Conversely when you drunk absinthe you would travel to a land of happiness and green fairies.

Also the origin of chasing the dragon, a modern phrase one uses while smoking a line of heroin on a tin foil fold, as they burn the length, one would enhale through a straw, along the line, thereby chasing the smoke.

Hey Matt, do you know what puff the magic dragon song was about

No Dan, What is it about?

Opium smoking.

I gotta chase the magic dragon man!

by snakeydan February 18, 2013

Riding the Black Dragon

Adj. Refers to caffeine high, coffee buzz, etc... in a paradical version of "Riding the White Dragon"

'What's with Chelsea? She's all over the place today.'

"She just downed a venti espresso. She's riding the black dragon."

by TMH88-UK October 3, 2012

red dragon mode

When a woman is being a moody bitch.

"Why was Jenny being such a bitch to me?"

"Just stay clear man. She must be in red dragon mode."

by desperryado September 30, 2005

Three Headed Dragon

A deadly (as in you'll probably DIE) concoction of drugs, made up to provide the most intense 35 seconds of your life (also the last 35). Three Headed Dragon consists of the three stimulants: crack cocaine, crystal meth, and ecstasy.

I wouldn't recommend it... seriously.

Dude 1: Yo dawg, so I took some of the craziest shit a minute ago, called Three Headed Dragon. MAN IS THIS STUFF AWESOME, I'M SO EXCI- *dies*
Dude 2: Yep, Three Headed Dragon alright...

by Once Again, Nice Lover February 11, 2010

dragon ball z

a great show that is horribly overrated and thus is loved by geeks nerds and small children evrywhere, giving it a very bad reputation amongst other people, when in reality, its a pretty allright show.

"i was watching draqgon ball z and it was awesome"

by jim May 7, 2005