Milkshake Snake

As in same as being a milkshake duck but this milkshake is a bad man you should never have trusted that is a total wanker, a loser that pretended to be boyfriend material.

Person 1: I'm not with Roger anyone,

person 2: another milkshake Snake, huh?

by 4a1000years June 17, 2018

Snake

Someone who is a fake ass bitch. Aka Xander, Boomerang or just Alexander. He will usually try and flex on people with his earnings from his shitty dead end job as a Walmart Security Guard. Oh and let's not forget he can flex his money yet he can't buy a Trojan (not a Magnum because he isn't 9 inches, liesss) for his boomerang dick, hence why he has a kid at 21.

There's a snake in my timbs.

Yo I can't believe how much that boomerang curves.

by Boomerangs Suck May 13, 2020

Snake In A Fishbowl

When air is blown into a condom and slid over the head of a penis.

PERSON A: "Woah is that a snake in a fishbowl"

PERSON B: "No. It's just my dick"

by 4:20 Braised steak it June 1, 2014

Snake

A fake Snapchat account (like finsta but for snap)

Snap + fake = snake

And ur being a snake if ur being fake

I totally trolled him with my snake account.

by Hatinafield November 30, 2021

cum snake

A cum snake is ejaculated semen in a body of water.

I went for a surf and saw a 7 metre Great Whute Cum Snake in the ocean.

by cum snake December 29, 2023

snake

A type of lizard

What do you mean, snakes aren’t a type of lizard?? They totally are!

by ohgloomy August 23, 2019

The Iron "Angie" Snake: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Iron "Angie" Snake: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025