Sam

just a dumbass that dosent know what common sense is and thinks that is a good high rank

Oh you're such a Sam!

by IUnknownUserI September 21, 2018

sam altman

Open AI ex-CEO

Sam Altman has been abruptly fired by his company’s board of directors

by Hanamguy November 18, 2023

Sam

Sam is a nice person who has unfunny memes but the randomness at which they send the memes makes it funny i guess. I love them with my whole heart and theyre very good at comforting. I hope you're reading this sam <3

Person 1: Sam is epic

Person 2: ikr

by Jaejaethegaegae May 29, 2021

Sam

Okay so Sam is a sweet nice guy, who likes to tease people,will do anything to make people laugh, and you will totally enjoy being with him he is also really strong and can go pass by any danger.

*is that sam walking by? we got to be his friend

by Scartlet February 26, 2019

Sam

Wasteman. Pussy. A childish yute. Sam is regularly known to be told to Suck Out.

“Yo Sam” , Friend says. “What?”, Sam says. “Suck ouuutt”, friend says loudly. End of script.

by Dondadda99 November 23, 2021

Sam

Someone who loves ham.

Sam loves ham.

by I'm Rick James, bitch 69 February 4, 2021

Sam

Sam is a sweet angel who unfortunately beats himself up more than he probably should. Sam is a loyal friend and will be there whenever you need him. He doesn't think very highly of himself but all the girls are swooning over him. He's cute even though he won't admit it. He has the coolest eyes and he's surprisingly buff. He's so funny and he's naturally a light-hearted, joking person. Sam might seem silly and goofy on the surface, but when you get to know him he's the sweetest soul and he genuinely cares. He makes you feel like you matter and if you're lucky, he looks at you like you're his world. There's no one quite like Sam, and if you're lucky enough to be his best friend, he's just an angel. He has a lot of secrets and he doesn't talk about his life, and he's a little more broken than he lets on. But if you let him in, he opens up and if you confide in him, he might just trust you back. Even at his most vulnerable moments, he looks out for others and cares about them. If you need a dependable friend, Sam's your man... (:

1: Who's that?!?
2: He be mighty fiiine
3: Silly goose that's Sam...and chill he's taken
1: Ofc he is all the good ones are
2: He's still hot
3: There's more to him than looks...

by twocoolwaffles March 22, 2022