Timothy's colleagues nicknamed him "Salad fingers", due to the sheer amount of filing, writing, and typing his boss had laid out for him. His hands were chafed and startlingly emaciated.
by Bondelhyde May 2, 2023
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A phrase commonly used in middle England to describe someone who moans like a bitch that they are unable to do things because they have injured or abnormal fingers.
A. “Henry why aren’t you playing rugby this weekend?”
B. “Because I stubbed my little finger
A. “For fuck sake salad fingers
by willythekid87 December 8, 2016
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Last summer at my buddys engament party i got some salad finger from some swamp donkey from montana! And all my buddys watched thru the window of my R.v
by smiley the swamp donkey hunter October 16, 2009
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Smelly Fingers after Itching or playing with ones ass hole.
Wow I really have a bad case of Salad Fingers!
by Greasy Garry March 5, 2018
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When you are extreamly drunk and you can't hold your head up you attempt to keep it up but it just goes down again . Usually when you have a plate of food in front of you.
Guy1. Wow look at Jay he's salad bobbing already. Guy2. We better get this mess home! Guy3.call a cab!
by aries:) March 13, 2009
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a bed of iceberg lettuce with either a pork chop or cut up hot dogs on top
I'll order a Chicago salad as I'm trying to healthier.
by Oceanic16 November 8, 2021
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When poor folk can only afford one piece of lettuce and the rest is ranch dressing.
I don't get my disability until next weekend, so all I could eat was a ghetto salad.
by Devils Lasagna December 8, 2017
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