Poot Shoot 

A poot shoot is to take a photo or video of your own, or someone else's fecal, also known as shit, and distribute it in a sexual way, almost like like sending a nude photo

Parish was fired because he sent his boss poot shoot of soupy shit and asked him "who is your daddy?"
Parish sent a girl a poot shoot and she replied to him, "why did you send me a picture of your shit?"

Poot Shoot by Nova Scotia Unibrow November 4, 2014

snipe shoot

See Gay Mardi Gras

I went to New Orleans and there were men doing Snipe Shoots off their balconies! So much culture!

snipe shoot by ABigBrvtalBoxOvDeath March 15, 2015

Butt scooting 

"When a K9 wipes their anus on the carpet in a rapid motion to relieve an itch"

When someone "drags their ass" as in taking a long time to complete a task, also known as "milking it".

Jesus, you are really butt scooting today aren't you???

Butt scooting by Superrod29 April 26, 2016

Crunk scootin' 

When you're riding a scooter while drinking malt liquor (i.e. getting crunk)

"Dude did you see Dale last night? He took his little sisters scooter and started crunk scootin'!"

Crunk scootin' by Buffufflo September 7, 2016

Blue scoots 

Bad bad bad diarrhea

Ma'am please pray for me. I've had the blue scoots for a couple months now.

Blue scoots by Hjenkin June 21, 2016

Jaeger scooter 

Whatever means you get home after a night of binge shots of jaegermeiester

Thanks to a jaeger scooter, Chris made it home after 6 double shots of the German champagne

Jaeger scooter by Tiny dancer at the girls forum August 1, 2016

Scruff scooter

A special move performed when going down on a girl that uses friction and the roughness of your facial "scruff" to get her off

Gave my girl the ol' Scruff scooter and she was howling for more!

Scruff scooter by Hovym December 30, 2016